Cup Rogers did an epic backflip and slid across the ground as a giant snake towered over him from a huge crater.
Space Serpent: Ha ha! Porcelain fool! I could swallow you whole! 😈
Cup Rogers: Do not underestimate me, Space Serpent, for I am Cup Rogers; defender of the galaxies and champion of peace!
He paused for dramatic effects before he whipped a huge space blaster that might as well pass up as a bazooka.
Cup Rogers: NOW EAT THIS, SUCKA! 😠
He repeatedly blasted the Space Serpent with the space blaster.
Space Serpent: (overdramatic) No! My only weakness! DYING! 😱😵
The scene now cuts to Cuphead sitting in a chair in the middle Ooof his classroom in front of Elder Kettle and Cuphead’s teacher, Professor Lucien as he was holding a life snake in one hand and a Cup Rogers action in the other.
Cuphead: And that’s the end. 😁
Elder Kettle: (confused) The end of what? 😕
Cuphead: My book report. (The snake hisses and chomps down on the Cup Rogers action figure’s head) I think I knocked it outta the park. 🙂
Lucien: (exasperated) Cuphead, your book report is the reason why you’re here. 😓
The Professor motions to the window to show Bowlboy frantically running around and repeatedly passing the window, screaming in terror as he has a couple of snakes latched into his spoon, flailing his arms about in a panic.
Bowlboy: 😱😱😱😱😱!!!
Cuphead: Oh, so that’s where the backup snakes were. 😅
Elder Kettle: (taking out a firework rocket out of Cuphead’s backpack) And what were you going to do with this? 🤨
Cuphead: That was for the Act Three closure. 😮💨😞




















