#reference in there

[sonseulsoleil]

let's go girls!!

[iamnowhomefree]

So, unexpectedly, I had to move. Less than a week’s warning, just told that my mother and I would be living in Barbie’s Dream House while the house would be Ken’s Mojo Dojo Casa House while my parent’s divorce was worked out, and I was told to just take what I needed because (hopefully) it’ll only be a few months while the legalities are sorted out.

Anyway, I agreed, but comfort items are necessities, because I’m a fragile delicate flower and I told @vaptainhammer that if I had to go, I wanted my little freak with me, and he proved for the millionth time that he’s the greatest human being who’s ever lived by ordering this on Amazon to be delivered the day before move out day.

Maybe someday I’ll take him out of his box but for now he’s an excellent bookend to my music and book and I left my keyboard out for him so that when I sleep, he can see pixels, not dreams.

[carryonmywaywardscone]

Read the Shocking Truth Behind the Signs!!!!!

Libra: Literally too many bees.

Capricorn: Like Captain America but a leprechaun.

Aquarius: Just the fattest-ass goldfish in the world

Taurus: That internet friend you had when you were 12 that you've forgotten all about.

Aries: The human embodiment of stepping on lego

Gemini: Yer mum.

Cancer: Whatever you want me to be.

Virgo: The most boring thing in the galaxy like what even.

Pisces: OMG, nobody even cares, Barbara.

Leo: Actual furry trash

Sagittarius: Your first shitty Mary Sue OC.

 Scorpia: Commonly misspelt as 'scorpio'. Is actually a fictional terrorist organisation 

[badlydrawndowntonabbey]

I KNEW I hated Isobel more this season for a reason

[westonsbakery]

It doesnt matter how recently I ate but once the time is past midnight my stomach realizes that its a brand new day and it wants breakfast. The problem is I dont want to eat at 1:30 in the morning. I want to sleep.