Feb 5, 2025
[New Email To Arg0s]
Greetings dear Arg0s, I hope this e-mail finds you well. My name is [REDACTED] and I’m a [REDACTED] of the [REDACTED]. I represent the Demonic Court of Instrumentality, but you can call me your muse ♥️
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[New Email To Arg0s]
Greetings dear Arg0s, I hope this e-mail finds you well. My name is [REDACTED] and I’m a [REDACTED] of the [REDACTED]. I represent the Demonic Court of Instrumentality, but you can call me your muse ♥️
[New Email from Arg0s]
Subject: re: Hey
Would a giant hot dog stand make you feel better?
[New Email from Arg0s]
Subject: Hey
It’s Arg0s. Mic can’t stop perceiving so we’re going to a pawn shop. But I hope you’re good. Talk later?
Circuit: It’s just.. I. Having to actually explain it to people will make me feel like a child?
Ace: Well, that’s fair. Willow, say something friendship-like.
Willow: Wha- Ace? Aren’t you an actor?
Ace: Yeah I’m an actor. What. Do you see a script in front of me?
Ace: Can’t you, like, de-summon yourself, or something? Everyone else’s reflections can go away.
Vaultwatcher: YOU DON’T WANT ME TO SUMMON MY BODY.
Ace: You can summon your body? Vaultwatcher: YEAH. YOU DON’T WANT IT TO HAPPEN.
Ace: You can do that?
Vaultwatcher: YEAH, YOU DON’T WANT IT.
Basil: I want it.
Vaultwatcher: NO YOU DON’T!
Ace: Not right now, but I didn’t know you can do that.
Vaultwatcher: OH WOULD IT BE INCONVENIENT IF IT HAPPENED RIGHT NOW?
Ace: In the middle of a city-center? Yeah I’d have to kill yo-
Vaultwatcher: YEAH WATCH IT OKAY HERE WE GOOO.
Jay, narration: HE VOMITS OUT A SKELETON!
Director: Welcome to OPIA HQ. I am The Director. I’m here to… The Direct you.
Arg0s: So your electrolytes are a little on the low side. Within acceptable levels.
Arg0s: It seems like… you’re showing symptoms of Ligma.
Willow: …
Willow: What’s electrolytes?
Arg0s: I used to think the insane things the tabloids wrote about you were fake but…
Arg0s: You really do just pick up women and run away.
Ace: It’s not just women. I’d pick you up, too.
Arg0s: [Sidesteps far away from Ace]