#refluxposting

[homoeroticjunoincident]

ughhhh should i start actually paying attention/doing something abt my acid reflux because ive just Dealt With It all my life but also when it Does Happen it absolutely fuckin sucks and is horrible. but it doesn’t happen that often. i think

[homoeroticjunoincident]

awesome phrases to say when you’re in pain:

tumblr’s going to hear about this

gggghh (free space)

save me [social media/character/fic of choice]

guess i shouldnt have been a pregnant smoker as a baby

no one does it like me

i live in awesomeworld where everything is awesome

im going to become the joker

swagever (ideally say this while visibly in pain, possibly gagging)

thats probably fine.

(when taking pain meds) my beautiful wife [name of medication]

why is the universe conspiring against me

[homoeroticjunoincident]

had to block someone for the one and only reason of they had soda in their username 😭

[homoeroticjunoincident]

why do i feel so bad all the time. dot com slash careers

[homoeroticjunoincident]

gravity can hurt you but it can help you as well. it depends

[homoeroticjunoincident]

acid reflux is so fucked up. lie in bed in agony for an hour. drink a glass of chocolate milk. immediately feel better. fake disorder

[homoeroticjunoincident]

id: a diagram of a normal stomach and a stomach with a hiatal hernia. with a hiatal hernia, the area between the diaphragm and the esophagus is widened and bulges outward. end id

id: text from fayde reading ‘2. YOU - Of course I do. It’s… uhm… is it some kind of superstar? I think I’m a superstar.’

[homoeroticjunoincident]

who the fuck decided to locate hell precisely within my throat and mouth