#regalpersonal

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Back in my day we didnt have smartphones and Ingonito Mode.

If you wanted to look at porn online you had to do it on the family desktop and remember to manually clear the browing history, google search history and anything Auto Fill decided to remember

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For christmas I gave my brother a box, in that box was another box, and in that a third. Within the third box was an envelope which held a piece of construction paper I folded to create a smaller envelope which held a note that read: "Ope, looks like the present isnt here. Check under the sink"

Under my mother's kitchen sink sat a box that within it held another note " Wrong sink dingus, check the bathroom"

There was a box under the sink of the bathroom which contained yet another note that said "If present isnt here go back to the start, do not pass GO, do not collect $200"

His actual present was in a bag sitting next to me the whole time 😎

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My savings are just about drained. I have had several prospective job interviews lately but even if I get one, I will not get paid before my rent is due. Think of this less as a request for donations and more of an investment in my and my cats' continued existence. It might take a bit, but I DO FULLY INTEND TO PAY BACK ALL MONEY I GET W/ INTEREST.

Thank you for reading Paypal - Cashapp

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My mom has kept this plant alive since 2002. Lil sib has seen better days but theyre still kickin!

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i sometimes dream i am on a dropout.tv show and it never occurs to me to question it bc after all I have run so many successful and funny blogs

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This week I've learned that Mouse loves the snow. Not touching it or being in it, but just looking. Whe has been OBSESSED with looking out the back window, which would be very cute but she is insistent I stand by her and look out too. If I leave for more than like ten minutes she'll come screaming and shouting to get me.

Its incredibly annoying but when I do come look out the window with her she purrs so loud so I cant be too miffed

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I turned down a ride bc I wanted to get some exercise which, yknow cool, right?

Except I had only walked from point A to Point B during the day. The path I took went through a large field surrounded by trees and was NOT lite. With only my phone and the distant house lights I slowly made my way through the field and part way, I said outloud to myself "This is some real white people shit Im doing"

Then I got to the end of the field which transitioned into a dirt path through a chunk of trees. Spooky dead tree branches sticking out all of the place in near pitch darkness, definitely some white people shit

Moral of the story: There was a gougar

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Every year for her birthday, I make Mouse a very special hand-made treat.

And every year, she doesnt eat it 🥰