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REILLY

my cat, six feet away from me while I work: *constant screaming for attention*

my cat, in my arms as I cuddle him: *constant screaming for attention*

does smitty have an instagram jw

reilly needs to stop ignoring my fucking submissions

Reilly thinks I'm a nymphomaniac

and I'm pretty sure she's right, like it's not ruining my life or anything, but still that article described me so well.

ROSE JUST SAID 'WORKING ME HARD' IN A TEXT AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING SOMEONE HELP.

Reilly: I really want another piece of cookie dough, but I will refrain.

Me: You can have another piece.

Reilly: REALLY?!!

Me: Christmas came early this year, bitch!

For some stupid reason my vibrator runs on watch batteries and is dying (no shame). So I thought I'd go in Spencer's to see if they had replacements.

Reilly (because I was too scared to ask): Hey, do you guys sell watch batteries?

Male Employee: No, sorry! But they probably do at Walmart, and I bet they'd even change it for you!

Us:....... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy: Wait, what? Why.... oh! OH! OH! Oh god, I get it. Oh. Oh my!

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