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[fantasticallyimprobable]

Danielle's Back Breaking renditions of classic hits

*to the tune of don't go breakin my heart*

my back really hurts my back really hurts don't go breakin my back

*to the tune of our house*

my back it really fuckin hurts my back feels like it's breaking in half

*to the tune of kokomo*

my back it is breaking ooo the smile i'm faking and I'm crying my tears ooo this pain won't heel

[fantasticallyimprobable]

Danielle: Do you want some chocolate?

Alex: No thanks, I'm lactose intolerant.

drinking coffee with cream

eating cheese grits

being a fool

[noonebelongshere-morethanyou]

Reilly thinks I'm a nymphomaniac

and I'm pretty sure she's right, like it's not ruining my life or anything, but still that article described me so well.

[fantasticallyimprobable]

On American Horror Story

Danielle: Everyone on this show is hot except for that crazy old wench that lives in a shoe.

Me: What the fuck.

Danielle: She doesn't live in a shoe.

Danielle: She's a nun.

[noonebelongshere-morethanyou]

ROSE JUST SAID 'WORKING ME HARD' IN A TEXT AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING SOMEONE HELP.

[fantasticallyimprobable]

maggiemillymollymay replied to your post: I swear if Bobby dies

Not yet…. MUAHAHAHAHAHA

I actually hate you.

[fantasticallyimprobable]

Danielle: I wonder what Ann and Mitt Romney talk about when they're home alone, it must be really boring; Me:

Ann: How was your day today, honey?

Mitt: The president said I lied again.

[eye-cancer]

plot twist