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Reilly: [It's like we're whispering]

Me: [I know]

Reilly: [Jet fuel can't melt steam beams]

Me: [Steam beams?]

Reilly: STEAL BEAMS

Me: [Steel]

Steam Beams: Sean Bean's lesser known brother

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Reilly: What's round and cries?

Me: *confused* What...?

Reilly: A sentient bouncy ball that doesn't like getting hit

Me: I'm dyslexic enough to get issues but not enough to get the stamp.

Reilly: You're half dyslexic. You're a dyslexwolf.

Me: How do you spell that?

Reilly: Badly.

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