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who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave
FELIX. The boy is a mess and would do it just to see what the fuck would happen. Or when he’s being passively aggressive towards Locus.
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex
Felix again. He really does not give to many fucks and would be waaaaaaaay to horny to even attempt to care. The cat would jump up on him during him and Locus doin the frick-frack an claw the shit out of his back and that’s when he would care.
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
Locus!! Felix would try but for the most part, Locus is very good at not doing embarrassing shit, especially when Felix has his phone on him. Felix, the poor thing, is well-known on vine for doing really stupid shit that either a) gets the cops called or b) ends up getting him stuck/hurt/etc
who breaks the most phones
Locus. He has some issues with remembering that phones are fragile and tends to leave them exposed. Or chucks them at walls when they don’t cooperate. Felix swears this is how he goes broke.
WHY. and it would be Felix Locus, protecting Felix bc the idiot did something to stupid or risky and put himself in harms way and now of course Locus has to fix everything like usual but only this time he can’t because only one of them can get out of here, and fuck no if Felix thinks it’ll be Locus. Felix has to leave him behind either bleeding out or close enough to death that he actually says “I love you” to him for the first last time. Felix later burns whoever killed Locus and their entire cooperation or w/e to the ground in revenge.
which one I could see as being lactose intolerant
Hmm idk for sure. Probably Locus. He was never a big dairy person to begin with, but Felix is honestly flabbergasted because cheese is the best thing ever.
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
Is this even required to think about??? Felix, who thinks he can do so much shit (including sing) but can’t at all. He tells everyone they just can’t admire his talents bc they’re all to jealous. Locus has given up trying because really, what’s the point? He’ll just start in on another rant.
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
FELIX. He’ll do something to piss Locus off (like peeps in the microwave) and Locus will have none of that shit and will make hi sleep in the guest bedroom down the hall.
who uses the computer most
Both of them really. Felix likes to play games and watch new videos on knife techniques and such, while Locus just browses athe mercenary forus (is that a thing? well it is now) an the black market for the latest stuff