#rejectedlucas

[dafeedil]

Aw man with that fetus malum gif set you reblogged could you imagine totally straight 16 year old calum being okay with his bro michael hanging on him or hugging him and be super comfortable with him until he thought about the butterflies he would get and the blush that inevitably would coat his cheeks and he would end up pushing him away so he wouldn't have to come to terms with the fact that maybe he's not so totally straight after all and he might be a teensy bit in love with his best friend

ffffff I love the totally heterosexual Calum AUs he doesn’t even realize his feelings and the way he acts with Michael have crossed over the line of platonic until he’s so far past it he can’t even see it anymore I love it

[dafeedil]

Your tags on that vid of cake almost made me scream. The sub boy squad should totally be a thing

The sub boy squad is LIFE

[piscesicon]

YO YOURE FROM INDIANA which is something I just learned. Someone said corn state so I had to make sure and it was true (I'm also from Indiana)

YEP THAT’S THE ONE!!!!!!!! AND HELLO FELLOW HOOSIER h a 

//tell me 3 things u have learned about me since u followed me//

[dafeedil]

OMG have you seen malum's national girlfriend day tweets? Could you just imagine the two of them coming out over something like that? They would be so lowkey about saying they're dating and it would be like national boyfriend day or couples day or something and mike would tag him in it and after some time of people freaking out and wondering what they meant cal would reply with a cute pic of them together and that would be it like they would tell the world they were dating over a dumb tweet

Honestly!!!! Like every time someone asks me how I imagine they’d come out I tell them it’d be via social media or a tweet of some kind, and those losers keep providing me with new fucking proof that my headcanon stands strong like 2 Buddies, and then all their stupid selfies, and their stupid romantic photos of each other and their stupid “my guitarist against yours” thing that Calum tweeted Ashton and now THIS SHIT and like??? I just don’t have anything left in me anymore????? How can they keep torturing me with this?? Don’t they know I’m dying????

[dafeedil]

Oh man camboy malum would be so out in the open and for everyone to see that nothing really felt private anymore but the way they acted around each other and on camera would be so different like on camera they were putting on a show but off camera it was real life and they would be so sweet w/ each other and so caring and even though it was a regular thing for them to be in front of a camera, it still felt special when they were alone. I love the idea of the malum people see/the malum they dont

I really need this AU oh my god I’m living for it I’m loving all of this

[dafeedil]

Malum would SO run a porn blog. Calum would probably have one on his own and post cheeky pictures of himself and post little videos and Michael would be one of the many other voices encouraging him but the difference was that mike was sweet and would express how pretty he was and it turns out he's got a cute face too and after some time cal finally gets Mike to post some of himself. Later on after they got together they would make a blog together like joining bank accounts but with porn lol

“like joining bank accounts but with porn” i’m wheezing omg ((LOVES IT)). what if they send each other private asks and lowkey sext that way or exchange Kiks and Calum’s KIND OF like a camboy but mostly just posts himself in his panties or in other nsfw posts and he’s got like 10k followers but Michael’s been one of his mutuals since the beginning omg and it would just be even better if like they’d known each other in high school?? And as soon as Calum saw Michael’s first face pic he’d be like :O!! I remember you! and they’d totally go on some dates and they’d start posting videos of themselves or those little video tutorials describing/acting out certain kinks. Like a sex advice/porn blog I really need this lmao

[dafeedil]

Aw man yes. I've never seen the movie but the concept is so malum. If their sex tape ever got leaked mike would probably be pretty upset because he's a pretty private guy and that's something super personal and the whole world would know but cal would probably secretly get off to the fact that so many people had seen it and were talking about it and every time he wore whatever pretty thing he had on in the video again he would be more confident and it would be his favorite for that reason

this is literally so true Calum’s such an exhibitionist he would LOVE knowing that so many people had seen it. And of course he would take extra care to never leak another one, especially since it takes Michael so long to even come around to the idea of making another one after the first one got leaked and Calum loves Mikey enough to respect that he’s not as into having their private lives posted for everyone to see. 

But like I totally accept the idea of Calum finding different reposts of the video and reading all the comments and getting super flattered and maybe one day down the road, after the embarrassment has worn off for Michael, they film and post another one, only this time they make sure their faces aren’t in it, and it’s just as popular as their last one >:) Maybe they run one of those porn blogs where they post clips of themselves all the time and get a bunch of followers and everyone just LOVES their videos idk I think I need to write this at some point lmao

[dafeedil]

Hey have you seen this? sushimuke.(tumblr).(com)/post/125482924318/sadaboutmichael-this-is-the-end minus the parenthesis. I don't think it's meant to be malum (like it is but I mean malum malum ugh) but I took it that way and omg

yES I HAVE AND THAT’S LITERALLY WHAT I’VE BEEN IMAGINING TBH