#relatable posting

[starfizzydolly]

me when i get clingy with my friends but they're lowk like me so we just:

[garden-gno-thanks]

when you frot with the homies and one of em shoots out anti cum and you shoot out cum and then both your dicks explode

[bunchoscrewymemes]

Coke nail?

Oh you mean the one nail I don’t bite so that I can obsessively pick dirt out from my other nails?

[kittywir3]

I was only ever allowed to eat dates in unpaired numbers as a kid or I'd go be damned to major big boi hell and that's what i say when I take my 5th date and slap some olive based butter inside once more because greed is my second name

[cherrysmisery]

Going to school knowing I should be fighting other worldly creatures controlled by a massive shadow that kidnaps little kids with my friends and playing a game that weirdly describes the situation we’re in

[gems-ini]

i love being bratty i love being mean i love being bitchy i love being an utter cunt. i love never experiencing the consequences to my actions and therefore never feeling motivated to be more kind. i love haveing a hard exterior and an eve harder interior. i'm just a pretty pink warhead

[gems-ini]