Apr 8, 2021
Me: Fuck me if I'm wrong but-
You: You're wrong
Me: No, listen-
You: You're wrong
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Me: Fuck me if I'm wrong but-
You: You're wrong
Me: No, listen-
You: You're wrong
Me: I have a new hoodie
You: "we" have a new hoodie
Me: Isn't it hot in here or it's just me?
You: It's you.
Me:
Me, realising: What?
You: What?
*after having started dating*
Friend: Are you guys dating?
Me: Yes
You: No
Us: *stare at each other*
Me: No
You: Yes
Us, simultaneously: Well fuck
You [clearly embarrassed and heavily blushing]: So... Uhmm.. H-how.. How big are you?
Me: Mmh, around 1.80 meters, I guess.
You [blushing harder]: No... I mean, like, in bed...
Me: Still 1.80? Just sideways...