Jul 2
one thing you can always count on me for is never knowing where the light source is coming from
#and you know what I refuse to learn#it's like when you forget the name of your coworker's spouse the first time you go to dinner at their house#and then you get invited over again like a month later and you still don't remember so you look them up on social media to try and figure i#out but they don't have their spouse in ANY of the pictures or posts which is weird#so now you can't figure it out and its been so long and you've been over three more times and you absolutely cannot ask what this woman#calls herself at this point. you're in too deep and it's gonna be 'girlie' or 'babe' for the rest of your association with her#until by some act of god her husband calls her by her name in front of you which has not happened as of yet like WHY???#RELEASE ME!!!
