#releasetheweasel

[calicovoices]

the one where I fail at knock knock jokes

RTW: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

RTW: Bucky.

ME: WHO THE HELL IS BUCKY

RTW: "Bucky who?"

Me: Oh. I like mine better.

RTW: Don't worry, he doesn't know either.

ME: DANG IT. EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE

[calicovoices]

All of them (that apply) for Kallys and I'll do all that apply for your choice of mine.

(GW2 Askbox questionnaire)

Race? Charr

Her class is Necromancer - she may or may not have considered attempting to raise her mother (a guardian) from the dead

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 Ash, nomadic gladium

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Priory, because knowledge is power!

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Humans: take ‘em or leave ‘em… rotting… Ascalonian ghosts killed her mother = not a fan of humans as a whole, though not so ignorant to feel humans of today are responsibleAsura : annoying, like self-important skritt, though occasionally usefulSylvari: agreeable; equally thirsty for knowledgeNorn: also agreeable, especially those more attuned to nature

Kallys is very much a loner, though for the good of Tyria she will work with any race, any class. She has no blood family.

Hexed Outfit - it’s actually the first thing I saw her in I enjoyed, and ultimately decided to give her a makeover because of it. Then I completed the Clock Tower JP for the FIRST TIME on her and well, she’s forever mine now.

Currently, she digs Godslost Swamp, as she hasn’t been out very far. The glimpses she’s had of Maguma Jungle are nice as well - she prefers the shade and shadow.

Least favorite place would be the Ascalonian Catacombs, where her mother died. She’s working up the courage to return there.

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Does muttering count as a bad habit?

Favorite things:

Her focus

Spicy Pumpkin Cookies

Condition damage <3

Her undead drake pet (name pending)

Best ally? Rytlock Rytlock Rytlock Worst ally? Logan for realz. Also, Caithe why you so dumb? Both of them seem to have hangups on lovers and Kallys ain’t got time for that.

Her biggest strength is that she’s a flippin’ necromancer and her biggest weakness is that she can’t cover herself (and her flesh golem) in heavy armor.

Ohhoooboy. Lemme drag out Spotify.

Never Come Home & Sorrow I Know - Kittie

Better Life & Monday Song - 40 Below Summer

Won’t Back Down - Fuel

Trip The Darkness - Lacuna Coil

Ravenclaw Kallys has always taken her studies seriously and to the Flames with anything else, but she has come to realize she has a strange crush on the Gryffindor prefect, Rytlock. (srsly why did I do this I have to write it now mother of crap)

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