Jan 20
“every venture fan wants to be them or be with them” WRONG. i want to put them in outlast trials
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“every venture fan wants to be them or be with them” WRONG. i want to put them in outlast trials
it’s gotten out of hand
i now have a pet tarantula :)
if i were overstimulated enough i think i could do irreparable bodily harm to the human form
open the windows of your apartment. scream together about a centipede. do the dishes. adopt a tarantula. watch her eat. watch horror gameplay, get high, fall into bed. get chubby on life. let out the dogs. herd them back inside. drink a paloma, find it’s too strong, order another the same way. let her cut your hair before you dye it, staining the bathtub and your hands. do the dishes again. let her dry them for you. count the bruises the dogs gave you. lose the weight before you gain it back. watch the tarantula climb her walls. sing karaoke. close the windows before it rains, but not all the way
i couldn’t get the plastic top of my boba cup open and b popped a hole in it with her carabiner. LESBIANISM WINS AGAIN‼️‼️‼️
it’s my birthday and that means i get to force my ENTIRE family to watch me eat giant armored spiders, drenched in the most RIDICULOUS concoction of spices, out of a plastic garbage bag. after that i’m going home and getting railed until i fall asleep. dude my life has been fucking awesome lately
FRESH SH? ON MY DASH???