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because finals are coming up and im losing my grip on reality
they made a mistake by not admitting me to a psych ward during my childhood

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headcanons for shapes
because finals are coming up and im losing my grip on reality
they made a mistake by not admitting me to a psych ward during my childhood
my feed is filled with memes of fandoms im not in and i just sit there like “yeah” and i feel so stupid because i dont get the joke
the babytube trend just makes me realize how easy it is for an entire tumblr community to get hooked on something and show their appreciation for it and i believe its beautiful
it’s the Juggling Lab Incident of Fall 2025 all over again
is it just me or does this feel like a threat
“feeling lonely? not anymore! i’ll be with you day and night every single day and every single night 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year!!! i’ll break into your house and snuggle with you at midnight while nobody suspects anything! i’ll cook you breakfast! i’ll whisper nothings in your ears! i’ll watch you sleep! i’ll watch you sleep! I’LL WATCH YOU SLEEP! I̸̜͑͘’̸̢̧̟͇͈̝̱̗̉́̉̿̏͝͝L̶͉̦̥͙̞̻̊̊̈́̌̀͊́̍̔̚͝ͅL̷̗̞̜͙̱̘̖̀̔͗̂̈́͌ͅ ̵̧̠͚̤̗̾̈̈͒̅͠ͅW̷̧̫̻̒͐̋̿͘Â̴̼̩͎̖͈̖̗̮͇̪̬͈͗̏̀̎̾̉͘͠ͅṮ̴̦̝̹̼̥̣̓̕Ç̶̛̛͉̺̲͍͈̣̱̓Ḩ̵̡̢̨̻̳̱̙̤̱͓̬̌̊͗ ̴̛͇̣͗͒́Y̸̧̱̙̳̹͔͍̖̺͗̌́̿̋̔̑̍̋̐̆͛̉͜͠Ọ̷̲͇̤͎̾͒̈̔̔͒̏̒̽̕U̶̡͙̜̳̭̘̖̺̻͚͇͉͘ ̵̬͙̜͎̝̗͓́̍̑̌̔͆̊͌̎̃͘͘͝͝Ş̵̛͎͓͈̦͛̍̋́̈̋́͊̾͋̑͂͝L̶͙̫͍͈̠̩̦̦̰̳͌̐͂̈́͛̆͑͆̚ͅÈ̸̛̤̰͒̓͊̌͛̓̍̀̽͑̽͐̊Ę̴̛̦̭̬͖͉̹͍̞̭̻̱̮̋̅̋̉̊́̈͜P̴̡̹̬̻̦͉͎͔͙͔̖̻̅̈́͐̿̄̄͐͆!̴̛̥̮̦͕̮̺͕̳̝͖͚̻̞͙̘̀͒͒̀̉̌̂̕͝͝͝”
im probably overexaggerating it but you get the idea
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sorry i cant come i have a meeting with the alternate versions of me from across the universe this wednesday
do you think pest control takes care of whatever these things are