#remotusposting

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I just got a muscle cramp in my calve

10 whole seconds of infernal suffering. I almost vomited, pissed myself and lost my consciousness. As soon as it stopped i started shaking and hyperventilating and for some reason there was a sound of water moving through a big pipe but only in my left ear lol.

Amazing experience 10/10 would recommend.

Artistic rendition of this wonderful feeling

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Went to see the fnaf movie with my friend @cambria-light

She was Mangle and i made the shittiest purple guy costume ever out of s cloth bag. Few people even wanted to take selfies with me

Whole cinema was filled with teenagers in costumes and everyone was clapping at screamers and deaths lmao

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I think we failed as humanity the moment we gave moose the lamest male/female names

Wtf you mean they are called bull and cow. That sucks ass

We should have named them mooster and moossis!!!!!

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Made martian breakfast hjhhfhfhcjbkbkvivx

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I brought myself a cutest moth plush :>

For a quarter of my scholarship ToT

Moth with my husband

MOTH IS NAZI NOOOOOOO