#remus trash

[subloganrights]

consider: my monster fucking au but like the opposite kind of where Lo is a monster and Ree deadass on sight goes ‘I’m gonna fuck it’ and Ro just in the background yelling ‘NO!!!’

[subloganrights]

ok but why do I have so many feelings for the idea of the twins fighting over logan to get his attention and affections (wink wink, nudge nudge) like them being so aggressively gay and trying to one up each other while logan just sits there all flustered and gay

[subloganrights]

imagine when thomas gets horny and masturbatess remus is amped up abt 200%, janus as well since masturbation is a form of self care, and they just //rail// logan.

when is remus not amped up? and when do they not want to rail the living daylights out of logan? >.>

[subloganrights]

Remus: wanna bang?

Remus: I mean hang

Remus: stupid autocorrect

Logan: this is a verbal conversation

[subloganrights]

Logan gets lost in the woods and meets monster! Remus. They proceed to get it on with Logan moaning and drooling as he gets impaled by Remus’ dick. But get this, Logan wakes up the next morning surrounded by soft blankets and turns out Remus took him to a hidden home deep in the woods and plans on courting him. They have lots of cute domestic stuff going on and very soft sex with heavy outdoor fucking in between. How the hell would L even explain to his royal court who he’s dating?

I adore this idea more than I can express with words, like, god damn. Monster Remus and monster fucker Logan? Royal/fantasy AU? Rough outdoor sex AND soft, domesticness? You have my heart dear anon. I have questions!!! Is Remus a monster 24/7 or a shapeshifter or is it more of a werewolf deal? Is he just as terrible courting Logan as Logan is with receiving the courting and coming to terms with his own feelings? Do they become soft gays who live in the forest or does Logan still handle his kingdom (or play his part in it)? And Logan definitely lies his ass off (ok but Janus as part of his court who knows what’s up, he figured it out, and also covers for Logan (*cough cough* but kind of mostly so he can get closer to Remus’ brother by extension)) and Logan denying any other suitors and Remus threatening to eat/maim all of them who dare try to take Logan away from him (physically or emotionally). And oh no, I want to make this a big ass AU...

[subloganrights]

(headcanon if you still want to, if not then this is just a concept i am sharing) sleepy logan telling remus to fuck him and to keep on going even after logan falls asleep.

- okay but insatiable rat man just got horny running through his veins and listen his boyfriend loves it most of the time but he's just worn out from constant fuckings and his usual work

- so offering his body very willingly to remus to play with as long as he can get some rest

- remus being giddy as fuck getting to do what he wants with logan (within reason of couse, they've talked limits) and remus learning he very much has a somnophillia kink oop

- remus rutting up against him, playing with him, fondling him a little before he's covered his bf in come then comes the real fucking

- maybe he fucks Lo's thighs first or goes right for the ass - trying not to wake his cranky sleepy bf (it would be hard to, logan is out as soon as he lies down)

- logan waking up to a sleepy sated remus lying against his chest, happy that his bf cleaned them up at least so letting him have loads of morning cuddles

[subloganrights]

oh yes i love monsterfucker fantasy au bc nothing has to be realistic,,,, not only does remus have a huge cock, he cums /so much/. when he pulls out, logan tries to clench his cunt/ass to try and keep the cum inside but it just keeps spilling out, there's so much. when logan gets up he notices there's a fucking /puddle/ of cum left where he was, and fuck, that sight just made him horny again.

yesssss and consider: Ree needs to mark his territory :)

[subloganrights]

consider: Remus is a tiny little thing and Logan is tall as fuck, Remus can and will top that tree like his life depends on it