#logic

[animentality]

[transgender-byrne-faraday]

why do baby seals look like they're on the verge of tears constantly. they legit have NO reason to be that upset.

[prokopetz]

Precision puzzle platformer where you switch back and forth between two characters to solve each screen, except the characters in question are those two guards from the Knights and Knaves puzzles, and you have to do the lying guard's portions of each screen with your controls reversed.

[nightmare-masquerade]

More sides in silly shirts I found on Pinterest (+ a hat)

[barcanop]

LogiC.

[foldingfittedsheets]

I feel really cheated by the Logic class I took in college. The subject was objectively fascinating and the textbook was actually interesting to read all on its own, which is the only reason I learned anything at all about rhetoric because the professor would get on stage and ramble for three hours about nothing.

Also when I related this to my wife they asked if it was taught in an auditorium and to this I clarify, no. It was a tiny classroom of twenty students who just sat there while this sixty year old white dude waxed poetic about how women’s reproductive rights were going to be terminated by the Russian regime. This was back in 2013 so he wasn’t entirely wrong I guess but I’d rather have learned Logic.

He tested us verbatim from the text book and never once touched on those topics in his lectures. It goes without saying he had tenure.

Because I learned nothing in class I’d often skip his insane rants. This was fine because he used the same attendance sheet all week long so as long as I was there Monday and Friday I didn’t get docked attendance. He did once issue a vague warning that those of us taking advantage of his system were only hurting ourselves before continuing to reminisce about the time he visited Amsterdam.

I also saw him sometimes outside of class.

When he came into the sex shop.

To buy poppers.

Which is how I learned my insane Logic professor was a gay dude who would troll the local gay bar and take home guys half his age. My coworker had seen him do this on numerous occasions.

When I rang him up I said, “Hi Professor.”

He was not even a little fussed to see me behind the counter and greeted me by name. I rang up his poppers, and later got an A in his class. I earned it, don’t worry. Aside from attendance I got 100’s on every quiz.

But I still think about what I could’ve learned if my professor hadn’t been a tenured gay dude whose only desire to screw dudes half his age.

[smthbugz]

"I asked Chat GPT-"

yeah well I asked logan sanders and he said hes a physical representation of something deeply imbedded within you, even if it seems like he's gone he will always be there.

it's never too late to take your mind back and learn to think for urself again.