Marauders vs Chairs
Remus 'my ancient joints and bad back cant keep me from confusing and concerning you with how im sitting' Lupin
Sirius 'any lap is free real estate' 'moony plz put your legs down' Black
James 'no one is allowed to make fun of me for sitting with my legs crossed because i have better posture than every one of you' Potter
Peter 'it cant be that hard to use a chair like a normal human' Pettigrew
Lily 'this chair is thankful im sitting in it' Evans
Marlene 'ive created my own personal playground' McKinnon
Mary 'if there arent four pillows i dont want it' McDonald
Dorcas 'grabbing marlenes jacket to make sure she doesnt flip backwards off the sofa' Meadows
Regulus 'god can rip my criss cross applesauce from my cold dead hands' Black
Barty 'why choose one chair when i could make my rounds' Crouch
Evan 'the floor is honestly really good for back pain' Rosier
Pandora 'sitting upside down really increases blood flow to the brain' Rosier