Ren Hunter, giving a whole new meaning to the phrase "law and order" and turning the city streets into his personal catwalk.
They say that justice is blind, but whoever came up with that clearly hasn't seen Ren in uniform. There is a specific level of criminal misconduct involved in walking around looking like a high-fashion editorial while supposedly on the clock, and Detective Hunter is officially guilty on all counts. It’s one thing to protect and serve, but it’s another thing entirely to cause a traffic jam just by standing on the corner.
You’re not wrong, Anonymous. Forget the sirens—the real public hazard is the sheer amount of spatial awareness people lose the second he walks into a room. How is anyone supposed to focus on a crime scene when the investigator looks like he should be the one under interrogation? It makes you wonder if the local delinquents are starting to cause trouble just for the chance of getting handcuffed by the best-looking badge in Manhattan.
Careful, darlings. Flirting with authority is a dangerous game, especially when the man behind the uniform knows exactly how much power he holds. Ren might be here to solve the mysteries of this city, but he's quickly becoming the biggest distraction on my radar. Let's just hope he keeps his eyes on the clues—and not on the trail of admirers blocking his precinct.
You know you love me.
XOXO, Gossip Girl
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