I have made the executive decision to post some incorrect quotes here since Tumblr just LOVES those so fucking much. Featuring; Gojo Satoru, My OC Ren Sora, Geto Suguru, and maybe Shoko Ieri as well.
Gojo: As a responsible adult-
Ren: chuckles
Gojo: … As an adult—
Gojo: What type of dog is this?
Ren: That’s a tortoise.
Gojo: Dude, we can get mythical animals! Maybe I’ll get a penguin!
Ren: Penguins are real.
Gojo: That’s the spirit, Ren! They’re real to me too!
Gojo: I desire moisture.
Ren: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
Gojo: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.
Gojo: Oooh, a train!
Ren: We’re in a train station, Gojo.
Gojo: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Ren:
Ren: I like you.
Ren: I think this might be a bad idea…
Gojo: Don't start thinking on me now!
Gojo: Can I bother you for a second?
Ren: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
Gojo: What is wrong with you?
Ren: Loaded question. Elaborate.
Geto & Gojo and Ren are all flirting with each other again
Shoko: And you three are sure you're not dating?
Geto: 100%.
Ren: Debatable.
Gojo: Of course not! Why would you think that?
Shoko: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Gojo. I fucking wonder.
Gojo: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?
Ren: Do not do that.
Gojo: You won’t even notice!
Geto, entering: Gojo, you wanted to see me again?
Gojo: Ren's single
Ren:
Gojo: I’m this close to falling in love with Ren.
Geto: Your fingertips are touching.
Gojo: Exactly.
Geto: Now, Ren, all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay?
Gojo: Except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face.
Ren: Gojo told me I was found in a KFC bucket next to a dumpster and I was rescued.
Geto: You probably were.
Ren: Oh crap, maybe that's the reason why. Maybe my lackluster feelings towards their fried chicken is because subconsciously I'm reliving the trauma whenever I see their trademark bucket. My brain and cognitive dissonance won't let me completely lie to myself and say I hate their food, because fried chicken is great and I want some now, instead it just steers me away. Thank you for helping to guide me towards this epiphany, perhaps now the healing can begin.
Ren: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Gojo way.
Geto: Isn't that the wrong way?
Ren: Yes, but it's faster.
Gojo: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Ren finally snaps and commits murder?
Geto: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to them.
Geto: Yo dumbass, get over here.
Gojo: Okay-
Ren: runs past I’m coming!
Gojo, sadly: I thought… I was dumbass…
Gojo: That shirt looks great, Ren.
Ren: Thanks.
Gojo: But I bet it would look even better on Geto's floor.
Geto: Are you hitting on Ren… for me?
