would u do forbidden love, secret relationship moceit? i was thinking a pseudo-historical au, ideally with homophobia as the motivator for the forbidden/secret part but if u absolutely dont wanna do that janus being an outlaw would also work i suppose. just some whacky bois sneaking through windows to hang out, nearly being caught smooching, funny hijinks, then! sudden melancholy about how in love they are & never being able to show it
Finally, anon, I am done!!!! I gladly present to you the final chapter, just in time for Valentine's Day (call that timing (once you read the thing you'll get this reference)).
Hope you enjoy it, and thank you for giving me the chance to write something this cool!
<< Chapter 1 AO3
We call it an affair because it's a forbidden romance
Word count: 9376
Summary: Janus is dumb. He may be intelligent, but intelligence isn't at odds with poor foresight. So he makes a mistake that can get him killed. Romina is very gay and very angry. Patton is confused but does his best. Virginia is the only one with a functioning brain cell. Or, how a chain of misunderstandings almost ruins everything.
TW: Seemingly Unsymphathetic fem!Roman (not really, she is just feeling very hurt and angry and it is all resolved eventually), mild transphobia, mentions of blood, mentions of violence (there is a sword fight), mild misogyny, internalised misogyny, internalised homophobia, homophobia, mild threats of violence (again, the sword fight), swearing... I think that's all, but if you spot anything else tell me.
Chapter 2: The rest of their lives
The light raised above the darkness and it was morning again. In two days time, Patton would be meeting the countess, just so he could start properly courting her, not because his father wanted to get a title and land for his son. To suggest such a thing would be ridiculous. Scandalous even!
Reputation ruining…
Janus got up from his cot, unfit for the heavy silks that covered it, some stolen, some gifted by Patton. He looked at the things surrounding him. His house wasn’t so bad. It was in fact bigger than the places inhabited by most peasants, and a palace compared to the things in which people like him had to sleep… the things where he had had to lay in. The house consisted of one room, like most, but the size made up for the lack of divisions.
This was a cave reimagined as a home. The walls had been lined with timber and thoroughly coated with stucco, the curving grooves of its application were not that noticeable, Janus was not a professional but he had certainly done his best. Aside from the absence of windows, it didn’t resemble a cave. There was a section of rock he had left uncovered at the very back, where water seeped out of the wall and provided him with a steady source of the thing. He would prefer not drinking watered-down stucco.
He began to get dressed. All of his clothing was stored within a small but beautifully carved cupboard he had stolen from a manor in Bohemia. He had plenty of garments from here and there, five outfits in total! Stolen as well.
In the house, what he hadn’t crafted himself he had stolen. Perfume bottles from France, boots and gold from the Kingdom of Aragon, a stiletto and a medium-sized silver mirror from the Republic of Venice… he even had two tapestries.
But, even then, it was nothing compared to Villa Morandi. He surrounded himself with opulence to quench his thirst for wealth, the easy life of those above. His home was an illusion, a taste of richness, in which a poor man could pretend. This was not a place where Patton could live, let alone want to.
If he was to spread rumours, then what? A plan of keeping Patton to himself would not succeed and his lover’s life would be as good as done.
After packing his fanciest clothes and putting on the ones he used for travelling, he set to leave. He carried his stiletto, a grappling hook and a sword, all three perfectly hidden under his cape.
Using a hidden pulley system, Janus moved the boulder that hid the entrance to the cave, returning it to its place afterwards. No one would find his home no matter how long he left.
The path down the slope of the mountain twisted and turned. Janus was in no disposition to waste time, so he went across the forest. Half-lost in the trees lay the cabin of a woodsman’s family. A while ago, Janus had left them a steed along with one florin. The family cared for the horse, not knowing exactly what to do. As the horse appeared and disappeared, bringing them thirty soldi each time, they began to get the gist. Upon reaching the cabin, he headed for a well-built timber shed where his horse waited, fed and rested.
He left thirty soldi on a small stool at the corner of the shed, mounted his horse, and galloped away.
The Regio county manor was two days away by horse.
Patton left yesterday, as his carriage would take longer to get there, stops and all, than one man on horseback.
Janus paused at the base of the mountain. With one whistle his hawk surfaced from the sea of trees to land on his forearm-length glove.
“You are to find Signor Morandi’s and Patton’s carriage. Follow them without drawing attention to yourself, find me and report to me at dusk. If anything urgent were to happen, come to my side immediately”.
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His room at the inn felt quiet despite the muffled sounds from down below, where people chanted and told stories.
The cool breeze wouldn’t be half-unpleasant if he wasn’t leaning on the ledge of a wide-open window. I also didn’t help that he was in his underwear. Father would certainly scold him for letting himself be seen in his linen undershirt. Some may think he was waiting for some disreputable company.
It was more hoping than waiting. Also, Janus couldn’t possibly be disreputable. Out of costume, he had no reputation whatsoever. He liked to keep it that way. His real identity had no friend nor foe, in that he found safety. It had been hard to trust each other. Believe a criminal could be good. Let the son of a merchant become a friend, form an opinion of Janus, the original one. A part of him felt so proud, to see him grow, believe him, love him… another part found it sad for people to miss on such a wonderful person.
Nights like this made him nostalgic. The first floors had tallow candles cast their diffuse glow onto the streets. Cobblestones seemed softened by the warm tint. Darkness rendered malleable to the light. It all made him miss Janus even more.
The touch of his palm, holding the weight of his lazy head, a poor substitute to Janus’ hand.
On such a night they had met. How scared he had been! A bit angry too… captivated as well, even if he couldn’t admit it to himself at the time.
Patton smiled in contemplation.
He had spotted him right there, sitting out of the adjacent window, ready to jump and make a run for it.
“Stop! You will get hurt, good sir!” at first he did not realise the true nature of what was happening.
To think Janus could be harmed by jumping off a window! He knew better now. Balconies were his true weakness. Thankfully, the only balconies he climbed now were his.
“Oh, I’ll stop at once. Care to join?” Janus said as he pulled a stiletto out of his cape.
“You are stealing!”
“I would never!” he feigned indignation.
“Then what is it that you are doing, good sir?”
Oh, Patton could still hear the laugh that had followed, velvety and insincere. It brought a chill up his spine.
“Stealing, of course”.
“That is vile!”
“Is it? You’re all allowed to provide for yourselves by buying fabrics and goods created by others. Am I not doing as you do? Are merchants not thieves? How can you tell a vile man from another? What do you know of this world, dear?”
“Well… I... I know for certain that the woman in that room, the one you are stealing from, sir, is not wealthy. She may look the part, but that is thanks to heirlooms. Her family has been impoverished for two generations”.
“Does it make you virtuous to spread the secrets of others? Isn’t gossip frowned upon by those of…” he lifted his gold rosary from under his shirtfront with the tip of his blade “your inclination”.
“I am merely explaining so you may be persuaded to accept my gold in exchange for returning her possessions”.
“Why shouldn’t I just take your gold and keep her stuff too?”
“We may be allowed to provide for ourselves in ways others may view as vile, but should we condemn those who cannot on the account of not wanting to express vileness or having no means to? I do not mean to intrude, sir, but the thoughts behind your words betray your stance in this dilemma. You shall find more satisfaction in stealing what you believe was already stolen. A poor woman is not worth your pride, nor ridding you of the chance to make me lose mine”.
Janus frowned as if he didn't expect him to say something like that. Later he would confess to him that what shocked him was hearing him say something smart. It keeps on surprising him whenever he does.
"Quick, hand me your gold and I might consider it".
"No, sir, I expect you to leave what you have taken first".
He did try to hide his eagerness. But, how his cape rustled, once inside, betrayed him. What kind of thief was so noisy? He thought to himself. Once they had built trust, Janus explained that he had been quite shaken up by his offering. He neglected to mention the reason why. Patton imagined it was because he found his disposition to put himself in harm’s way for others ridiculous.
The thief’s half-concealed face emerged from the window.
"Will three florin do?" Patton asked, pulling his coin bag.
Janus looked at the rich embroidered fabric almost in awe. If only, for a second.
“I suppose…”
“Well, then, there you go, sir”.
His hands pried the bag open, ready to pull the golden coins.
“Hmm…”
“What is the matter?”
“I could always just go back and get all the stuff”.
“Is it not enough for you?” he showed him the three pieces of gold in his open palm.
It was as if he could almost feel him licking his lips. The part of him, dark, often chastised, made him shake and quiver. His knees felt weak, somehow. This hunger in the thief’s eyes, almost akin to wonder, at the sight of gold, as if he had never seen so much before, it made him want to… dear Lord, no!
“To put such a price on mending the error of my ways” he laughed, staring right through him with those green eyes. Patton’s knees threatened to buckle for real. “It isn’t very much, now, is it?” he leaned forward, and if Patton leaned as well maybe he could… what? Fall from this height for a pretty thief?
“What do you want, then?”
That had been a first for Janus, Patton was certain. He didn’t quite get his reaction, but, picturing it again some days later he figured the thief was taken aback.
“Uh… tha-that fancy coin bag of yours will do. Consider me a gentleman, I wouldn’t want to fleece you completely, the first time”.
“Oh, I’m sure”.
“Ha”, Janus stared at him in disbelief.
Patton felt mortified.
“I-I mean…”
“Are you always this eloquent or is it just poor skill when it comes to existing?” the sentence did not sound as condescending as it should have, more like borderline flirtatious.
Words would not come to him.
“The coin bag, please”.
His arm moved on his own, careful to avoid touch. It would be a bad idea to give this man a chance to tip him over the ledge. For a moment, he hesitated. This bag had been gifted to him by his father, he had two made for the two of them. It was two of a kind. But… the woman next door’s wellbeing was far more valuable than any piece of fabric. No matter how treasured.
Janus dangled the bag from his pointer finger, right next to his face. Side-eying his price, he spoke again:
“Looks like the virtuous are also the most stupid”.
The thief readied himself to jump. Patton knew he had to say something, because, this moment, it told him he would regret it if he didn’t.
“It is not about virtue, but goodness”.
For a moment he thought he had heard him stop breathing. Then, he jumped. Patton jumped in his place as well. He couldn’t help but bring his entire torso out of the window.
There he was! Running. He had made no noise in his landing.
Just when he was about to disappear into the shadows, this weird new acquaintance looked at him one last time.
Back then, Janus vanished for a while. Patton had come to learn that he would always return one way or another.
Like now.
A shadow moved, carefully, on the roof tiles at the other side of the street. Patton whistled, trying not to be too loud, not that anyone below would hear him. Knowing it had been spotted, the shadow flew to his side.
“Hello, big guy”.
After a rustle of feathers, the hawk landed at his left.
“Why the grumpy face?” Patton laughed. “I know it’s just your brow feathers. You’re so handsome” he caressed the top of the bird’s head with one finger.
“He sent you all the way here. You must be tired. I don’t have any food for you here, but I’m sure I can get you something to drink”.
Patton poured some water into a basin and carried it to the window, he placed it on the floor.
“There, it’s supposed to be used to wash your face… I guess you can do that too if you want”.
The hawk flew inside and drank it all dry.
“You ought to tell Janus”, he began saying as he bent his knees, “to stop worrying so much. I am okay. I know he is concerned, but it will all be fine. Also, when you get home, ask him when is he going to let me visit, I’d love to go”.
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The carriage clattered over the stone pathway. Inside, the curtains were drawn, but a pang of curiosity made it so Patton moved them, ever-so-slightly, aside to take a discrete look.
Big was an understatement when one tried to describe the Regio manor. It was a three-storey building comprised of a first floor with a rusticated facade that had four small windows on each side, the centre being interrupted by a wide mason staircase presided by a classic structure of pilasters, then followed by an entablature and a pediment with the most ornate of tympanums. He imagined the staircase lead to the primo piano nobile. To both sides of the main entrance were two sets of four architrave windows built in perfect symmetry. Above it all, was the third floor, which mostly mirrored the second, but had a total of ten slightly smaller windows, as there wasn’t another central element to interrupt their flow.
If this marriage agreement moved forward, one day, this would be technically his. It will be his wife’s, but, as spouses, they are supposed to share it all. Villa Morandi will be hers as well, it was only fair.
A part of him felt bad for not having had the chance to keep contact with Lady Romina Regio previous to now. How was one supposed to feel when they get no say in who they marry? Father, at least, had asked him. Yes, he risked disappointing him, but, ultimately, the choice was his. Will this woman, on the account of her status, be allowed such a choice? He feared her parents were the only people who would decide. Father too. Does she even want the father of her fiancé to take this from her? Is it right to deceive themselves like this, to have God bind them when no love is to arise from this union? Is a potential friendship worthy of the sacrament of matrimony?
Patton knew two things with certainty: he wanted to be a good friend to Lady Romina Regio and he could not sacrifice his feelings for Janus to achieve it.
They were guided inside by Virginia Fusco, Lady Romina Regio’s personal servant.
The entrance consisted of a corridor, divided into three naves, by two rows of ionic columns made of rose gold marble. Above that, there was a straight ceiling with five rows of twelve coffers, all richly painted with floral and geometric motifs. His boots looked cheap in comparison to the flooring they walked on. Big and polished terracotta tiles in a diamond pattern covered the ground, the corners were clipped to accommodate small white marble accents.
Once they passed the entrance, this father was led upstairs by another servant, while Virginia instructed him to accompany her elsewhere.
“I am glad you arrived here safely after leaving Villa Morandi. Has everything been well?”
She stilled for a moment.
“Uuh… thank you for the kind concern, sir. Things in the house have been… busy due to the news of your engagement to her ladyship” she began walking again.
“I was asking about you”.
“Pardon?”
“When I asked, before, I wanted to know if you have been doing well. It must be stressful to be sent back and forth between the palazzo and Villa Morandi during the last weeks, especially being a personal maid to her ladyship, it is uncommon for someone like you to be used as a messenger”.
“I shall do anything her ladyship requires. Any task”.
“Oh! Sorry! I did not intend to say you would not”, Patton stopped dead in his tracks.
Virginia turned around and stared at him in confusion.
“I… when you first arrived I did not expect her ladyship’s personal servant to be at my home. Her ladyship’s maid is supposed to stay with her, so I thought something bad might have happened… The trip in between is not too long but done enough times it can prove to be energy-consuming”.
Patton was met with even more confusion from Virginia, so he kept babbling in hopes of fixing his mistake. “Not that you would not be willing to put up with it for her ladyship, I am sure. I did also not mean to assume anything, that is why I asked in the first place, I only meant it kindly…”
“Sir, it is alright”, she began saying.
If Patton had not been as worked up with the conversation as he was he may have detected the slightest hint of amusement coming from Virginia.
“Her ladyship is--”
“Oh! Oh, that too! I did not mean to not inquire about her ladyship’s wellbeing, part of me dared to hope I could meet her today and ask her in person…”
“Sir, please, follow me. I am afraid we cannot keep the person I am taking you to waiting, you see, her ladyship finds it upsetting”.
Patton laughed.
It caught Virginia off guard. People were not supposed to behave so… openly within these walls. At least she wasn’t used to it.
“You must excuse this man’s oblivious nature, I should have realised where you were taking me earlier”.
“Sir, I am undeserving of your apologies. But, if we keep stalling, her ladyship will require one”.
“Of course, lead the way”.
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His horse reached the palazzo just in time to see the Morandi’s carriage passing by.
Unlike his dear Patton, he did not have an invitation. Sneaking past the guards, an easy task if you asked him, had to suffice.
The place was huge, it was to be expected from such a family. Janus couldn’t care less for the grandeur, not when he couldn’t get his hands on it, and that wasn’t the reason why he had come there.
It would seem the Regio had it going on. The palazzo was relatively new, built, at most, fifty years ago. If you checked the list, all of the items relating to appearance did justice to the status of the family. Looking closely though…
There were only two boys and an old man tending to the gardens. Gardens as big as everything else, mind you. So, clearly, they were understaffed. Which was precisely why Janus had been able to hide between a set of unkempt bushes to change into today’s costume. As long as he managed to avoid getting any leaves of brunches stuck, it would all be fine.
Back to the Regio, though. If one was as much of an expert at judging other people’s wealth as Janus was, save that one time with a woman at an inn, it became obvious that the counts were missing on the money. Firstly, the manor had been built recently, but most certainly not after the war. Secondly, the guards were as many as one would expect, but not as… on guard -curse Patton’s sense of humour- as they should. This just told him they weren’t being paid that much. Then was the matter of understaffing.
And, of course, Patton’s presence here.
Janus had not forgotten Signor Morandi’s words. Patton could only afford to marry a countess because the Regio could not afford anyone less wealthy.
The clothes were on and he was inside the house.
Why did these people never put any sort of vigilance at the servant’s entrances? It never occurred to them that even if people wouldn’t steal their laundry, perhaps they would get in with the laundry. Pathetic.
It made his life easier, though.
He was in.
He was in and he was going to… what?
For starters try to find any dirt on Patton’s dear future wife. Maybe any belongings that could give him some leverage. Just to be safe.
Janus knew Patton would keep his word, even if it destroyed him, and it would. Nobles always wanted offspring. Janus just wasn’t sure if Patton would be up for the task when someone did not have his pretty eyes and his masculine figure.
Causing troubles for his beloved was the last thing he wanted. But, if it came to it, Janus would do anything. Whether that meant creating accidents, blackmailing or appointing a convenient kidnapping during a wedding night.
He went up the servant’s stairs and reached a second-floor gallery, open to the courtyard below.
Just when he was about to leave, his ears caught some hushed shouting coming from above.
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“How could she do this to me!?”
Romina stormed the third-floor corridor, without any bearing nor destination.
“Your ladyship, please, we must go back!” Virginia ran behind her, speaking between her teeth.
“Did you see him, Virg?”
“Yes, I did, your ladyship”.
“I-- this is outrageous!”
“I beg you, can we not have this conversation here, your ladyship?”
Despite Virginia kindly pointing out that the third-floor gallery was hardly an appropriate location for such or any kind of discussion, Romina did not heed her request.
“I was going to become a princess! And because of this, I am deprived of royalty! Because my sister fancies herself a man!”
“For the love of…, you know what, no. I am tired of this. She dresses like a man, she talks like a man, she looks like a man and she feels like one. In which way is she, no, he, not a man?”
Romina grimaced at her own words. Still, she was far too angry to let go of her resentment.
“In the fact that he has no honour. He lied to me, several times. First by promising we’ll stay together. Then he did not care to tell me I had a brother, didn’t even trust me for that, and now he has abandoned me. And what for? He saw that pretty ‘scientist’ or whatever he calls himself and decided to follow him to the end of the world. How come he gets to be a pirate when I have to become a wife?!”
“Romina, please, shut your big mouth before anyone overhears us” Virginia warned.
“So now I must be quiet!”
“Yes! For your sake, you dumbass”.
“Well, I will not be quiet, you… you sonnetist of elegies!”
“That’s not even a--” Virginia placed her hand on the bridge of her nose.
As if to make her point clearer, Romina kept walking into the gallery.
“I don’t care! You know why? Because now I have to replace him in a destiny none of us wanted, but at least he had been prepared for! What am I going to do?”
“How about you begin by coming back--”
“He leaves me like this, to be mocked and compared to him,--”
“Oh Lord, why do I even bother--”
“--who ran away. How could he be so selfish!? Let me ask you this instead, how can a man surrender his word and his honour so readily?”
Then, Virginia stilled completely.
She didn’t know whether she felt angry or deeply saddened.
“What wouldn’t any of us do to seize the freedom that we have forever been denied? And, who wouldn’t cast away honour to be free and loved? Can’t you identify with that, or are you a liar too?”
“I…”
“Is it Remus who you’re angry at?”
“It doesn’t matter what I think. I am still going to have to get married to some random person--!”
“Oh, shut up! At least he’s nice! Do you know what he did when he met me? Because he came to personally receive me, you see. He asked for my name! Not only that, but he remembers it. Just when I was taking him to see you, he asked me how had I been! Have you any idea how many people do that? You are so privileged you cannot get your head out of your stuck-up ass, Princess. Nobody ever cares how people like me are doing!”
“Oh, so that is what this is about! Well, sorry I can’t pepper you with attention every waking moment, love--”
“Fuck off, I already know that, stop making this about you!”
“But it is about me!”
“You’re so lucky you get to marry a kind man! Any other person would just use his status to be a self-righteous narcissistic asshole, yes, Princess, like you, but not young Signor Morandi so quit mopping!”
“Well, if you like him so much, then why don’t you marry him instead?!”
Her hands gripped her apron tightly. Virginia could not bear her gaze at the moment. She bit her lip as if that could help her to cope with the backlash at the sheer stupidity of Romina’s words.
“I am sorry”.
“You… at least you’re… hmm…” she took a deep breath. In part to give herself time to consider what to say carefully, but, also, to calm down. “Male-inclined. I… your ladyship, if I did not serve you I fear I would only be any good left in a nunnery. You must understand, if I could choose who to marry, well, kind and considerate is not much of my type, as you must be aware. Neither is Signor Morandi”.
“If…”
Romina returned to her side.
Her hands, littered with all sorts of rings, made Virginia’s hands give up on holding the apron. The labour-stained pair were squeezed safely.
“Please, please look at me”.
The request made Virginia want to refuse. But, aside from her position, these were the kind of situations in which Virginia could not deny Romina.
“If I could choose who to marry, it would be one who would make me a princess, not on the account of status, but with word… if you know what I mean”.
Virginia rolled her eyes.
“The only one that dense here is you”.
“The mouth on you. I am going to have to keep you by my side”, she paused for a second and then whispered, “my love”.
Her gaze was most intense upon hearing that. The pair of dark brown eyes opening in a way that could be described as feline.
“No nunnery could be at your level when it comes to sarcasm and bossing other women around. I, at the very least, can hold my ground for longer until you get me to do your bid--”
Finally, Romina was quiet.
Virginia gripped her shoulders, squeezing the puffs of her dress’ sleeves, with the tips of her fingers touching against the golden netting that covered Romina’s chest. It was as if she was trying to drink the life out of those lips. Her very being was buzzing with want and anger.
The bejewelled woman became pliant, yet passionate, under the touch. Bravery, whenever it surfaced in Virginia, was something to behold. Even more of a thing to experience.
“Fuck” Virginia covered her mouth with her hands as she abruptly parted.
“Likewise. Oh, I feel dizzy” she smiled.
“No, not that way. I… shit… I just did...that! And here!”
“Now, now”, Romina grasped her hands.
She caressed the base of Virginia’s thumbs with a devoted look.
“Ro…”
“No reason to panic, my nightly gale”.
“Well, I wouldn’t be so sure about that” a voice came from the other side of the gallery.
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The room was quiet.
No.
The room was completely silent and Patton had no idea what had gone wrong. He never intended to say something that could harm anyone’s sensitivities. It just never occurred to him that someone could be offended by a pun about the weather.
This first attempt at friendship had not been… great.
His father would certainly laugh at Lady Romina Regio’s decision to storm out of the room upon hearing a silly joke. He would make nothing of it. He’d say womanly outbursts were to be expected. Darn it, most people would say so.
Ignoring it would be simple.
Patton could not ignore it.
Firstly, it became clear to him that her ladyship had no say in her marrying him. Not only that, but she might feel strongly against it. Secondly, and most important, he intended to build a friendship with her.
Considering the circumstances, the best he could do would be to find her and speak from the heart. If he explained to her that he meant no ill by making a joke, or to be insensitive by indulging in frivolities in the face of such a serious matter as their first meeting, she might feel better. And, if she still refused him, he could offer to call the entire thing off.
Except that would be a terrible idea. Her family needed the money and going back on his choice would make her chances even more difficult. But, maybe, she wanted that. Her reaction pointed to it. Father would be very disappointed, the last thing Patton wanted was to be a bad son. But wasn’t it worse to force a woman into a marriage? Also, Janus. He’d be free to remain with him for longer.
What was he going to do? He didn’t know what the right answer to this was.
Talking to her. Patton could start by doing that, but first, he needed to find her.
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This wasn’t the kind of dirt he had expected to find, but only a moron would look a gift horse in the mouth right now.
The servant girl’s passion came out of nowhere. He almost wanted to take notes.
“No reason to panic, my nightly gale”, said the countess, still entranced at the sight of her maid’s hands.
She had just given him his cue, so Janus could not help but oblige.
“Well, I wouldn’t be so sure about that”, he said leaving his hiding spot.
Instantly, they turned to look at him. The countess let go of the other’s hands in a jolt. Her demeanour changed in a second. So, not only was she a countess, but also a terrific actress.
“Oh! Good day sir! Are you, by any chance, lost? My servant can…” she looked at the aforementioned.
Her maid was having none of it. She eyed him suspiciously, ignoring how her mistress’ body language asked her to calm down.
“Were you coming to see his lordship? I am afraid he is busy at the moment”.
“Oh, well yes. I was sent by Marquess Sanders to inquire about a series of matters relating to war expenses” he said as he took off his cape.
By revealing his outfit he hoped to gain some credibility. Looking rich always got people off your back. Especially when you carried a sword.
The countess’ eyes lit up in recognition of his dusack. Dusacks were one of the main weapons sent by Marquess Sanders during the war, this one so happened to also have the family crest attached to the scabbard.
Normally, he would have covered it to avoid getting Thomas into trouble.
“Well, in that case--” Romina began to say.
“Excuse me, sir, but I am sure her ladyship would first like to see the letters that his lordship always has his people carry”.
“Is your maid often allowed to talk over you, your ladyship?”
“I...uh…” Romina looked at her maid for help.
“Well, that is to be expected, as she is allowed to do much more than that, is she not?”
The maid squinted at him.
“Oh, that thing? It was a… a token of friendship!” the countess proudly proclaimed.
While she may be a fantastic actress, she surely was a terrible liar. The maid scoffed in the way Janus could not, whether it was due to hearing her lover say something that ridiculous or because of the awful lie he could not tell.
“If that is how I treated all my friends I am certain my lovers would be confused”.
Both women caught their breaths.
“I would, of course, not be so indiscreet as to say anything, for a price, that is”.
“What is it that you want?”
“I’ve heard you are soon to be married--”
The maid looked at him even more intensely, and then…
“Your ladyship, this man is deceiving you”.
“Yeah, I can tell, we were just discussing--”
“You dense ass, not now, all the time! His money bag over there, it’s Signor Morandi’s!”
Oh, fuck.
Well, it couldn’t be helped.
Janus unsheathed his sword and pointed it to the maid’s neck.
“I suggest we keep this matter quiet, or else I’ll have to keep it quiet forever”.
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Patton’s efforts to find Lady Romina Regio or her servant, Virginia, had not been successful so far. He had explored the main areas of the house, now finding himself at the first-floor courtyard.
The smells coming from the kitchen, where the staff worked in their earnest to prepare tonight’s dinner, danced in the air. Patton sat at a stone bench, wondering what else he could do. His only chance would be waiting until both families dined together. He’d wish to apologise to her ladyship before that, so they could indulge in the dishes without any looming over.
Then, the faint sound of a voice coming from above called his attention.
It was barely hearable due to the clankings of nearby cooking. But there was no way he wouldn’t recognise it.
“I would... be so indiscreet … price...” Patton could make out.
Indeed, it was Janus’ voice. If that and the words ‘indiscreet’ and ‘price’ were anything to go by, he was blackmailing someone.
Her ladyship was nowhere to be found and Janus was being Janus nearby. It didn’t take too much to put two and two together.
Patton moved around the courtyard while staring upwards.
There they were! He only had to find a way to…
Oh no.
Janus was pointing his sword to Virginia’s neck.
Before Patton could realise what he was doing, his feet were already running upstairs.
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This would have been a great time for both of them to bail, hadn’t a sword been pointed at her. But, that's life. Some days you wake up next to your lover in her chambers with a deep feeling of dread over, well, everything; other days you are about to get basically beheaded, what can you do.
For starters, Virginia was going to fight, because she didn’t feel particularly inspired to think at the moment.
“Please, do not hurt her, I beg you”, Romina said.
Wonderful. Virginia was either about to get hurt or be very lucky on her own accord.
She quickly leaned back and ducked, taking advantage of the man’s attention being redirected at Romina’s plea.
Definitely, she was getting hurt, not lucky, as the sword fell down on her with a swift swoop.
That was it.
Then, Romina pulled another sword from the pocket opening of her dress, crossing blades with the thief, but, most importantly, saving her life. She was going to be really cocky about it, if they made it out in one piece.
“Well, this was a lovely surprise”, the thief said as Romina and he circled each other, edges sliding in a sharp sound, “but if you don’t give it up, you’ll end up maimed and, after that, let’s say… your maid may take a nudge downstairs”.
Romina slid the sword away and twirled it back to strike. The thief had enough reflexes to put his dusack across his face before it got cut in half.
A strong clank echoed all over the gallery and the courtyard below.
“You foul fiend! You may be brave enough to threaten me, but your overconfidence in thinking you can get away--” she struck again, “with endangering her--” Romina turned them, making it so Virginia was behind her, as if to underline her words, “shall be your downfall”.
“Thank you for enlightening me, your highness” the thief began to say.
He overpowered Romina by twisting their swords. She collided against Virginia’s chest after the villain shoved her away.
“This has, clearly, proved how friendly you are. By all means, tell me, are you also willing to die for all of your friends?”
His next move was more successful now that he had gained more range of attack. The thief plunged forward in a piercing motion. Romina stopped it with a backhanded sweep, then turned on herself, making it so his blade pointed to the ground.
“I would die for her, any day”.
Virginia did not have the right to feel as flustered as she did, not when they were in mortal danger. Somehow, Romina’s best romantic lines happened whenever she did not speak them directly to her. Seeing her look that fierce when fighting may also factor into it. Why did Princess always have to be so intense?
“Is this a confession? Scandalous!”
“It is a promise”.
There was a delicate balance between each other for a moment. Their eyes locked in a stare.
It was so strange, Virginia thought. This man keeps on threatening them, but he hesitates. What was holding him back? Also, why steal a coin bag when you plan on blackmailing someone? Yes, it had to be planned, otherwise, the marquess lie made no sense, too much preparation involved for that to be a coincidence. Could he actually be sent by the marquess? But, why? The Regio and the marquess had had a wonderful relationship over the years.
Something didn’t fit.
The thief moved ever so slightly. Romina, clearly, wasn’t taking any chances.
In a display of quick reflexes, she side-kicked him on the chest, making him stumble backwards.
While the thief struggled to regain his footing, Romina sliced through the cord keeping Signor Morandi’s coin bag attached to his waist. She smiled playfully.
“For someone so smug, you are surely a clumsy opponent”.
“I’ll give you clumsy” he replied stepping forward and thrusting with the sword.
Romina blocked his attack effortlessly, but, soon, Virginia realised that wasn’t the thief’s intention. His right foot was just in front of the bag, ready to move it towards him like a hook.
“Ro, the bag!” Virginia warned.
She looked down and smirked.
“This the price of greed”, Romina mocked as her sword turned to strike the thief’s right leg.
The dusack crossed blades, again, with Romina’s before it could do any damage.
“Your willingness to lose a leg over some gold only proves the worth of your lot”.
He leaned closer to Romina, looking at her in the eye as he twisted their swords to get the upper hand.
“You know nothing about me or what I stand for”, he said in a deep and menacing voice.
Romina laughed in between her teeth.
“I may not, but I know one thing”.
“Oh, and what is that?”
“You just got distracted”.
Romina’s foot slipped past the thief’s, kicking the coin bag away from him. He ran to his left while blocking Romina’s attacks at his right.
What was so special about a coin bag anyway?
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Patton began to hear sword fighting noises just before he reached the entrance to the stairs.
What was Janus thinking? Engaging in a face-off with Lady Romina Regio, who not only was a countess with an apparent disdain for weather puns but also a remarkable swordswoman, had to be one of his worst ideas to date.
While he had faith in Janus’ skills, he also knew that her ladyship’s fencing instructor had been fired, as a lesson, after she stabbed a man on the shoulder during a ‘casual’ duel.
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The coin bag was kicked and pushed from one place to another by the thief and Romina while they dodged attacks.
“Is it the gold you are fighting for or is it your pride, villain?” she said, smirk reflecting on her blade.
“Hasn’t anyone ever told you not to project your desires onto others? So honourable protecting her frail maiden!”, he pushed forward. “Still… it would almost seem, not because of the self-indulging banter, that you only duel to flatter yourself”.
“The one who is so set in getting a stolen coin bag dares to lecture me on selfishness!”
Romina used her weight to stop him from making her retrocede any further. Her grin widened, satisfied in this victory.
“Takes one egoist to know one”.
Right then, the thief made a sudden move.
“Romina!” Virginia exclaimed.
“I’m fine!” she said, wiping the bleeding cut on her jaw.
The thief looked at the prized coin bag that he now held in his hand.
“Loved beating you, but I think I will take my lea--”
He was interrupted by Romina’s scream. Her sword wooshed several times in front of his face, barely leaving him time to bend backwards to avoid it. The dusack clancked against the floor.
“Shit” the thief cursed.
Things looked dire for the thief. With his sword out of reach, there was little he could do. Romina’s sword flashed by one more time, slashing through his left upper arm. Despite the painful burn of the cut, his left hand did not let go of the coin bag. Nevertheless, he fell on his knee, clutching the wound with his free hand.
“I will make you an offering, villain”, Romina pointed at him with the sword, gloating over his tilted gaze. “Return Signor Morandi’s coin bag to me, and I shall let you go”.
“Your ladyship, kindly get stabbed in the chest”.
She turned his back on him, twirling her sword while at it.
“As you wish”.
Time froze before Romina could even think about delivering the killing blow.
Virginia saw the thief reach for his boot, pulling out a stiletto. He stood up and positioned his knife pointing upwards. Because of this, Virginia panicked, already imagining the tip breaking through Romina’s lower back and into her chest.
Immediately, she ran in front of the thief, head empty of thoughts, only consuming fear. At the same time, the thief began a descending motion, making Virginia realise where he aimed for.
‘He’s going for her leg!’, Virginia thought.
This would not help. When they crossed, the thief’s knife was at the height of Virginia’s gut.
Virginia looked at him in terror.
The thief looked at Virginia in panic.
The fabrics of Romina’s dress could be heard twisting in the air, as she turned around, only to see the back of Virginia’s head.
“No!” Romina cried.
In yet another display of quick reflexes, the thief let go of the stiletto, just before it could do any damage.
Romina only heard the blade fall as she shoved Virginia aside.
She punched him on the left cheek, leaving the outline of her rings imprinted on his skin, red and slowly swelling.
The thief’s boots staggered backwards.
He fell face up in the middle of the gallery corridor.
Faster than ever, Romina’s sword moved and settled its tip at the base of the thief’s neck, sort of mirroring how he had threatened Virginia.
Virginia brazed herself against the wall. Her breathing heaved like the bellows trying to get the fire back up. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw young Signor Morandi emerging from the path that connected to one of the third-floor staircases.
“Please, do not hurt him, I beg you”, he said while catching his breath.
Romina looked upwards to stare at him.
“What is the meaning of this?! Do you know this man? Did you send him?!”
Sometimes, Romina could outmatch Virginia when it came to reaching conclusions. This just so happened to be the worst possible moment.
“I--”
Only Virginia saw how the eyes of the thief went wide at hearing young Signor Morandi’s voice, his frown when Romina accused him.
“Look at me!” the thief shouted.
“Trying to protect your master, villain?”
“That is not quite… this is a complete misunderstanding, if we talked--” young Signor Morandi began to say.
“Shut up!” both Romina and the thief replied in unison.
“Stop talking nonsense, your highness”.
“Oh, so it is nonsense! He seems to know you, how do you explain that?”
Virginia squinted at them, getting the sense that she was missing something more than ever.
“Janus, please, let me tell them the--”
“We now have a name for our thief!” she announced triumphantly. “So you do know each other! Let me tell you, Jolliest Caesar, he has betrayed you. Whatever you paid him seemed to be less than enough, so he stole your father’s coin bag”.
Young Signor Morandi’s eyes went straight to said item, lighting up in recognition and some other emotion much harder to identify.
“Is this the outcome you desired? I thought you were silly, I was... persuaded to believe you were kind. But, this? Do you owe your father so much disrespect?”
He grimaced in response, looking away. Meanwhile, Janus pursed his lips in a thin line.
‘Why does it matter to him?’, Virginia wondered.
“Signor Morandi is an upright man, someone who carries himself proud and virtuous. I will not insult him by denouncing you to my family, but I hope you learn to have--”
“Oh, poor and noble Signor Morandi! Rid of a coin bag, whatever will he do?!” Janus shouted.
The gazes of all people present turned to him.
“It’s not as if he could buy another. Are we to pity him?! He is so good! You defend what you think to be the property of a man who would gladly pull any pair of lovers apart. Gift his son to a stack of classist swine in exchange for a title! What an estimate of his worth!”
One could almost marvel at him having the nerve to spit his anger even under the point of a blade. Romina frowned, taken aback.
“But he’s so upright! Admit it, you couldn’t care any less about this ridiculous coin bag, you just want to use it as an excuse to keep your affair with your servant hidden. Am I the one you wish to kill or does it make you feel less powerless to pretend you’re stabbing another man? None of us gets a choice”.
Young Signor Morandi held his breath.
Virginia let hers out. That was it! Of course! How could she not have realized earlier?
“Spilling my blood won’t change that! I may not be good, but I can at least see through the lies, and you aren’t good either. You’re as selfish as I am and you won’t get to keep her, we never do”.
“What?” Romina answered.
She looked at Virginia, then at young Signor Morandi, then back at him.
“Are you seriously doing this? I could make these your last words! What is wrong with you! This is madness. I am about to die” she began to mock him, “let me make this moment into a speech about society and another man’s stolen money. Who does that? I know I am dramatic, but, at the very least--!”
“Princess, shut up!” Virginia shouted.
“Excuse me, I was only trying to give some fair critic--”
“Not the time. Also, you are completely missing the point!
“What do you mean?”
“Do you know how we always talk after dinner?”
“That is not what we do after…”
“Yes”.
“So what is your point? Oooooh!”
“Now you get it…” she closed her eyes.
“They also talk…” Romina smiled.
“Hmm”.
“And he is actually…!” she pointed back and forth between the two with her sword. “They are…!”
“We are, and if you would” Janus flattened himself against the floor.
“Your ladyship, please, my Janus has had enough of sharp objects for…” young Signor Morandi looked at him.
“For forever, put the sword away”.
Romina did as requested and promptly offered a hand to help Janus get on his feet.
“You are one menace of a woman”.
“Thank you”.
“What is going on?!”
A large set of rushed footsteps accompanied the question. The four turned around to see his lordship, Count Regio, his wife, Signor Morandi and a myriad of servants.
“Oh, father, mother!” Romina exclaimed. “Signor Morandi”, she greeted more formally.
“Romina, what is the meaning of this?” said Count Regio.
“Your lordship, your ladyship”, Janus spoke after a bow. “I was sent by Marquess Sanders”.
Romina turned to look at him. His attire was mostly back in place, a part of her couldn’t help but be impressed. After spotting the family crest on Janus’ dusack, the counts’ expression changed from confusion to shame.
“Romina, did you duel this man? Apologise this instant!” Count Regio looked livid as he spoke. “We already had to be rid of her fencing teacher, do not worry, Signor Morandi, we will also dispose of her swords”, Countess Regio reassured.
In the scandal, Virginia was the only one to notice the coin bag forgotten on the floor. She stepped to the side, knowing no one would pay attention to her, as per usual, especially with such chaos. The coin bag disappeared under Virginia’s skirts, dragged by her foot. Young Signor Morandi walked past her and nodded in a silent gesture of gratitude. Perhaps one person did notice.
“Your ladyship, that will not be necessary, I come as a new fencing teacher, an early engagement present of Marquess Sanders”.
“But how did he know…” Virginia muttered.
Janus did hear her and went on:
“He was very impressed by the letters sent by your daughter. Marquess Sanders believes that someone with such impeccable diplomacy, and a disposition to secure the future relationship of her family, should not be deprived of outstandingness. To preserve such remarkable, dare I say, rare, qualities on a lady, he sent me. Marquess Sanders hopes my instruction can further her skills and aid her to grow more accomplished than ever before”.
“Oh, that is fantastic to hear!” Count Regio said, looking a lot more uncomfortable than her tone would suggest. “But, Lady Romina, as you already are aware of, is engaged now. We ought to hear young Signor Morandi’s opinion on the matter”.
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All eyes turned to Patton.
“Actually…”
For a moment, he doubted himself.
Lying, as he had always been told, was sinful. But so was ignoring the struggle of the weak, breaking your word and not honouring one’s spouse.
Most importantly, Patton had to honour his heart.
If lying was the price to pay… well, so be it.
“I asked her for a demonstration. I have always harboured a burning admiration for her dexterity with the sword. Her ladyship is truly heroic and radiant when duelling”.
Romina turned to look at him.
It would seem he had managed to become friends with her after all.
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The moonlight shone in its quiet dance with the nightly air. This was, once again, a clear summer evening, but it marked the end of an insane day. The sounds of dining and chatting had died out. Everyone, gradually, left for their rooms. Janus, crossing the gardens, intended to do the same.
Climbing with a wounded arm made his ascend harder than usual. Luckily, the ostentatious facade of the palazzo gave him countless points to anchor himself to. Slowly but surely, he got to Patton’s open window.
As what felt like always, Patton held him by the lapels of his cape and pulled him inside.
Rather than saying hello, Patton kissed him. It was gentle, devoid of the despair that had marked all their meetings during the last weeks. Patton pulled apart just as softly.
“Here”.
Janus stared at the coin bag in his hand and smirked.
“Dear, if you keep on offering me your money you’ll turn into the worst noble ever, and I, the worst thief”, he said with no real smugness.
Patton laughed.
“Virginia retrieved it when nobody looked”.
“I’ll remember to thank her”.
“Please, be nice this time”.
“You saw that?”
“Yes. Janus, pointing at someone with… that thing… don’t do it again”.
Janus shrugged and leaned in to kiss him again. A pair of hands pulled on his cape, that fell on the floor, forgotten.
“I don’t think” Janus half-laughed, “I could get away with it again”.
His bandages were fresh. The bleeding had stopped, but it didn’t make it hurt any less. Patton stared at it and furrowed his eyebrows.
“I could have lost you today”.
“You saved me again”.
“Well, that isn’t entirely true”.
“Oh, why would that be?”
“You managed to stand your ground until I could save you”.
“Call it good timing”.
Patton smiled.
“What’s so funny?” Janus smiled as well.
“I’m happy. We… we are going to be together after this. I even gained two friends”.
“You keep meeting the strangest people, dear”.
“I’ll have to make sure that you kids don’t get hurt”.
“We’ll try to be in our best behaviour”.
Patton got closer and whispered:
“Liar”.
Janus swallowed and stared at him, suddenly feeling defeated, yet happy about it. He loosened his belt, letting it fall to the floor with his dusack.
It made an awful lot of noise. Patton looked down, almost in disbelief at Janus’ newfound capacity to make a sound.
“Hmm. Where did you really get that sword? Romina could get in serious trouble if…”
“Don’t worry, Thomas won’t mind covering for me”.
“Thomas? You know the marquess?”
“Let us sit on the bed, I think that you deserve to know this secret”.
Both of them got comfortable on the ridiculous wall of pillows placed against the headboard of the canopy bed.
“I used to work for the Sanders family. Ever since I was a boy, I tended to the horses, which is how Thomas and I became friends in the first place. As we grew, he decided to make me his personal servant, and, aside from learning to lie as easy as speaking, I also learned I hate rich people. Thomas is okay though. I think you and Thomas are the only rich people I tolerate”.
“Well, that’s rich”.
“Patton! I’m telling you my tragic story!” he said, not at all bothered. “Anyhow, I decided that wasn’t for me, so I told Thomas. He was sad, but he respected it. Before I left, he gave me his own sword, I guess as a safe-conduct of sorts, maybe to remind me I could always come back”.
“That is… a lot”.
“I know. He’s a good friend. Believe it or not, I’ve never used it until today. I… couldn’t let you get caught in any of my… shall we say, activities, so I figured…”
Patton grabbed him, mindful of his wounds, and pulled him close.
“You need to let other people in, Janus. I know I’m kind of silly, but I can still help. I wish you could see that when you let people know you they want to be on your side. You are someone worth knowing”.
“And you are more of a bastard than people give you credit for”.
His laughter made them shake a little. Janus stared at Patton’s joyful expression feeling satisfied.
“I guess I am”.
“Pity you don’t want to do anything wicked with it”.
“I’ll leave that to you, just, tell me beforehand”.
“How else would I be saved last minute, dear?”
They stared at each other for a while. It hadn’t fully hit Janus until now that this, this thing right now, would be his life from now on. Thinking that, perhaps the world wasn’t as cruel as he had always made it to be.
“You are so good”.
Patton kissed him again.
“Only when nobody’s looking”.
“Jan, name’s Patton, not nobody”.
“You think you’re so funny”.
“Am I not, when I make you smile like this?”
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