Aug 24, 2024
maybe kling has some sauce in it yet, eh?
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maybe kling has some sauce in it yet, eh?
get the fuck up, bro. you said you were tryna get yoked up like me, but here you are cryin' about shit hurtin' when we ain't even halfway done, man!
"nngghooooh fuck... this... thnnnnngghis p-pump is ffuhuckin' RIDICULOUS, BRUH! NNNNNGGGGHHHaaah!"
he drops his arms with a heavy exhale, finally relaxing from his struggling pose.
"...oh fuck, bruh... please tell me you got that shit. the dudes on the team're gonna love this."
aight... deeeefinitely gonna need the camera to pan down a bit.
Five Stars
"Wudn't lookin' for a side hustle long, bruh... Was just peelin' through this snobby-ass shop strip and some suit-and-tie shitter yelled for me, tryna look me down or sum'n. Said shit 'bout trainin' me and gettin' me a uniform if I wanted the good cash, and shit if my boards weren't a couple good stomps away from breakin' from my damn 32's!"
That lazy laugh slips outta him like nothin', lookin' around at the dinin' floor since he couldn't keep his attention on one thing for long. After a lil', he remembers he was talkin' to ya.
"Cash here's fuckin' killer though, man... hundreds on one damn night? I managed to nab two new custom orders for sneaks to fit me, man, and I still got cash to drop on beers and shit, dude--all on a few four-hour shifts..."
He scratches at his chin. "Wonder why boss ain't lettin' me do sixes or eights, though... Bet the cash is even more gnarly if I pulled that off... Told him I only needed a break every twenty or so, 'cus these slacks..."
With about as little thinkin' as you'd expect, his hand goes and squeezes that breeder set that's already makin' that zipper scream for the fifth time this shift, and he's only halfway through it. "Mmmfffgh... f-...fuck man, uh... be right back." He glances toward the couple tables he has right now and glances back at you. "The dudes should be... mmff-fine... this might be more than a ffhhiver, thnnghough..."
** thanks @joepringle for the prompt kick-off c: ♥
after you tell him round four needs to be followed up with round six, seven, eight, depending on how long he can go, he blushes and laughs.
...aight, man, yeah yeah, gym'll still be there--i get it. hard to leave when you're lookin'... he sucks in an inhale through a bit lip and a hungry smile, head lowered as he readies. ...so damn right....
it was just way too damn easy for him to get distracted in that mirror... another workout well-done.
you know i had to animate this beast, guys... just had to be done
havin' a tail light out just became your ticket to bein' stuck in a back seat with a fuckrocket for a couple hours as the inside of your car gets water damage from the humidity in that damn thing