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renwyck replied to your post: I have discovered I am immensely more color blind...

I still love you. ♡

I’m glad someone does @_@ 

[myroleplaycharacters]

69. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?

Sen knew that the poor man had no idea what he was asking. None whatsoever, so he smiled “Buckle in, my friend... do I have a story for you.” 

He sits down and grabs a bottle of ale, opening it up “So I was once seeing this married woman,” he looks up from the bottle “Don’t judge me if it hadn’t been me it would have been someone else. So let me tell you the story of Nam-Seon, I’m just gonna call her Nam throughout the story.” he pointed at Renwyck “Also, so what? She was Pandaren, I’m not choosy and I like how they’re all big and shapely and fluffy, you can’t get tits like that just anywhere.” 

He cleared his throat “Moving on, Nam and I are going at it strong, pandaren husband is out with baby pandaren children probably, I don’t know, brewing something or learning life lessons. So we undress in the living room, just a frenzy of clothes, shirts thrown, boots tossed, pants on the floor, scattered everywhere. We make our way to the bedroom, where Nam, bless her sexy sexy furry heart, proceeds to ride my face.” he takes a drink of his ale “You can’t say this is too much information, because you literally asked for it. Sit down and shush and accept your punishment.” 

He sniffs a little “So she’s riding my face and it’s amazing, so good, but things start to be a bit off, y’know? There’s kind of a pressure going on that I’m not paying attention to, and suddenly Nam screams. Just blood murder, freaking out. I look down, blood EVERYWHERE, it’s awful, it’s more awful when I realize that pressure is my nose where she’s literally ridden my face so hard that I got a nosebleed and didn’t realize it.” he shrugged “That’s not the embarrassing part. No, it gets better. So the scream was loud enough and apparently, the husband was close enough that he could hear it. We hear the door open to the front of the house and she jumps off, running to the living room to cut off her husband, bare ass naked..” he snickered “Or bear ass naked? Whatever.” he waved it off. 

“My clothes, as you probably remember? Still in the front of the house, where I can’t go to retrieve them and I quickly will be set upon by a very very angry pandaren monk whose soul purpose is to kick my ass. THAT is why I grabbed the first thing I found in the closet and also the story of how I wound up walking through The Shrine of Two Moons in an oversized pink dress, with blood stained down my face, looking like a pretty pretty hobo prostitute.” 

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renwyck replied to your post: 37. Do you enjoy wearing lingerie? XD

@whimsicallyart … Good lord. What have I done?

That remains to be seen.

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[myroleplaycharacters]

under the blue/take me in — have your dreams ever been broken?

Senayr looked a little irritable at the question posed to him. It was easy for people to think that his carefree attitude meant that he was untouchable. He just gave a nod “Yeah. Of course, they have. I think everyone has had one of those moments in their lives. Everyone’s been crushed. You have this grand idea of what your life is going to be and what you’re going to do with it, and then that goes to shit, and you have to make do with what you have instead. So you go out, and you live on your boat, and you sail the seas and clear your head and start again. Life continuously throws me lemons and reminds me that my place is at the bottom. Fuck it, right? I keep going forward out of spite because as long as I’m still alive and being a pain in life’s ass, I’m winning.” 

[myroleplaycharacters]

31. Do you go outside naked?

The worgen stood before him in human form, completely and utterly naked, a liberated smile on his face. He looked absolutely comfortable standing there, where gods and people could see him. “As much as possible,” he stated with a grin. “I like the feel of the breeze... everywhere. You should try it sometime. You weird people and your... restrictive clothes.”

[hallowedhearthstone]

😍 - Brett Dalton

I don’t feel like I have to justify my decision here. Unf.

[elaianna]

Give me the dirt!

“I hear she’s been ill ever since the headlines in Stormsong. That she never made a recovery after being in their dungeons.”

“Ill? What makes you say that?”

“She used to go out a lot more. Be out in the open and on trade routes. Now she sends her husband when she has to, but I heard he’s even staying at home more and more now.”

“You don’t think she’s near the end of her line?”

“Tides, I dare not say!”

[alexkestavin]

agate: how my muse calms down

Alex has a couple of ways of calming down. One is pretty much forcing himself to calm down through deep breathing. And another way is if someone he cares about touches his arm or neck. It brings him back and calms him down.

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