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Why Writing Is Hard
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A Few Days Home
myroleplaycharactersā:
āIāll make sure I get you a naga tail.ā he told her, he probably wouldnāt get her a taxidermied real one, but he may have someone make something that looked akin to it. Not a life-sized one, maybe he could convince Aelwynn he could only get the last foot of it. Maybe.Ā
Seridyn didnāt even realize Aelwynn was behind him, no, he was fearing the worst and completely preparing himself for what heād see. Seeing Elle alive and well had nearly brought him to his knees. He got over it rather quickly when she came to him though, his arms going around her and he breathed her in, his fingers fisting in the material of the back of her dress.Ā
She pulled back and he looked to her only to shake his head and huff at Wynnieās newest weird game. The girl was an odd one, always had been a bit morbid and macabre, but she was who she was.Ā āSheās a messā¦ā he stated with a chuckle, he was so thankful everyone was okay that it didnāt even matter that heād just feared for their lives.Ā
Her hand on his cheek, Seridyn grinned in return, bright and happy to see her. He leaned in, his forehead going to her own gently and affectionatelyĀ āOh I can.ā He assured her kissing her affectionately, his arms pulling her in a bit closer.Ā āMy heart and soul lie with you, Andi. Iām not whole without you around. Iāve missed you so fookin muchā¦ā he kissed her againĀ āIām just happy to be home.āĀ
Her forehead rested against his own and she lingered there with him in the entry way, breathing the same air and finding it a great comfort to be able to do so again. He confessed how much he missed her and Elle felt her chest tighten at the words, her eyes closing. If she didnāt change the subject, the two of them would end up crying over lost time like lovesick teenagers.
āIām glad youāre home too, love. It hasnāt been the same since youāve been gone.ā She pressed her lips to his for a quick kiss and then smiled at him.Ā āOh, I have some news.ā She waited for his curiosity, or common courtesy, to kick in and when he asked what it was, she reached down, taking his hand and gently setting it on her stomach.Ā
He knew what it meant. How many times now had she delivered the news of children to come in the same way? She waited long enough for him to let that news sink in and just when he started to react, no doubt overwhelmed by the thought of another child, she lifted up to give him a horridly smug little kiss.
āDonāt fret, love. Itās not your baby.ā
Truth be told, it wasnāt hers, either.
[ @myroleplaycharactersā ]
They were like lovesick teenagers. Seridynās heart had ached for Elle every day that he was gone. Heād missed her, missed the kids, missed home. He knew that this was better for everyone in the long run, but it didnāt mean that he was necessarily happy about it. They were doing what needed to be done, he knew neither of them liked it, and they were sure to express just how much theyād missed each other tonight when the kids were in bed.Ā
He kissed her back and his eyes searched hers when she said she had newsĀ āOh?ā brows lifted and when she reached for his hand, she didnāt even have to get to her belly for him to understand what was going on. He looked surprised, blinking a little bit and his mouth fell open a bit, thick brows furrowing in confusion.Ā
Thatās when she continued.Ā āWait wha...?!ā He didnāt finish, that outraged word stopping short as his brain actually registered what she was saying.Ā āOh!ā he grinnedĀ āThatās great!ā he leaned in and kissed herĀ āDid you tell Scarlet? Is she excited? You told her that she has to take it right? She canāt give it back once the baby is handed over...ā he teased. He was beaming. He loved Elle pregnant, he did, he liked the way she looked and the way she glowed and everything about it, and at the end of this pregnancy, they didnāt have another mouth to feed. For Seridyn, it was kind of a win/win situation.Ā āIām excited for her. I think itās loovely what youāre doing for your friend.ā his hand went to her cheek and he gave her another soft kiss. Every day, Elle gave him another reason to love her.Ā
A Few Days Home
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āHow about I take you fishing with me, and Iāll teach you how to scale them instead? You canāt come with me, itās too dangerous.ā though he was sure Aelwynn was going to grow up to be quite the brute regardless of what path she chose.Ā
He stood and she wasnāt having it,Ā āWhat are you waiting on?ā he asked her, surprised that she wasnāt following him inside in general. Usually, Aelwynn was happy to spend most of her time attached to his hip, but she wasnāt having it today. Her answer had his blood running cold.Ā āā¦What?ā if thereād been the usual yelling and laughing and sounds of children beyond the front door, heād take it as one of her weird imaginations, but there wasnāt. It was quiet and Seridyn was suddenly terrified that Wynnie had a legitimate reason to be sitting on the steps looking sad.Ā
He walked to the front door, a hand on the hilt of his sword as he opened it slowly, preparing himself as much as he could for the possibility of a slaughter. Everything was quiet, the front room was without children, the house was silent. His fingers tightened around the handle of his sword and he made his way into the kitchen, only to see Elle standing there, her back to him, cooking dinner like nothing was wrong.Ā
A loud breath of relief left him, emotions nearly bringing him to his knees and his hand went out to stabilize him against the doorframe/arch.Ā āFook Andiā¦ā he breathed again, his other hand went to his chest over his heart, his eyes closing, āWynnie told me you were all deadā¦āĀ
āI can protect myself.ā she promised, but she knew he wasnāt going to let her come. Even though sheād only help.Ā āI was gonna keep it in my dresser. I cleaned out my underwear and everything.ā Because raw meat of any sort in the top drawer of a dresser was a good idea. And when she said she cleaned it? What she really meant was that she took her underwear and shoved them in the closet. Cleaned!
He didnāt seem impressed by her game and when he walked into the main living area, she followed him curiously. Elle was in the kitchen, to his immediate left when he entered, her back to him, humming quietly to herself. But when he breathed out her name in relief, she turned.
There had been no word from him about when heād be home. He just walked into their house after a month, like heād been gone only hours. She let out a quick breath and rounded the kitchen counter to hug him tightly, abandoning her pan, but when he told her what Aelwynn had done, she froze a second in his arms and then pulled back.Ā āYes. I imagine she did. Itās her new favorite game to play⦠she pretends to be an orphan and I adopt her a few times a day. Sometimes I nurse her back to health from a grievous wound collected in battle, but most of the time I merely have to listen to how her family died.āĀ
She chuckled, and laid her hand on his cheek, breathing in the sight of him.Ā āGo wash up for dinner, Aelwynn.ā she said, not removing her eyes from the man in front of her. And after Wynnie left for the bathroom, Elle gave him a brilliant smile.Ā āIāve missed you. You cannot imagineā¦ā
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āIāll make sure I get you a naga tail.ā he told her, he probably wouldnāt get her a taxidermied real one, but he may have someone make something that looked akin to it. Not a life-sized one, maybe he could convince Aelwynn he could only get the last foot of it. Maybe.Ā
Seridyn didnāt even realize Aelwynn was behind him, no, he was fearing the worst and completely preparing himself for what heād see. Seeing Elle alive and well had nearly brought him to his knees. He got over it rather quickly when she came to him though, his arms going around her and he breathed her in, his fingers fisting in the material of the back of her dress.Ā
She pulled back and he looked to her only to shake his head and huff at Wynnieās newest weird game. The girl was an odd one, always had been a bit morbid and macabre, but she was who she was.Ā āSheās a mess...ā he stated with a chuckle, he was so thankful everyone was okay that it didnāt even matter that heād just feared for their lives.Ā
Her hand on his cheek, Seridyn grinned in return, bright and happy to see her. He leaned in, his forehead going to her own gently and affectionatelyĀ āOh I can.ā He assured her kissing her affectionately, his arms pulling her in a bit closer.Ā āMy heart and soul lie with you, Andi. Iām not whole without you around. Iāve missed you so fookin much...ā he kissed her againĀ āIām just happy to be home.āĀ
A Few Days Home
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Aelwynnās cry of delight had him hugging her tight. His eyes closed as he took that moment to let it sink in that he was home for the moment āOof I missed you Wynnie.ā he stated and kissed the side of her head. She leaned back and his brows furrowed, his head tipping a little to the side, his face getting very seriousĀ āNo. But Iāll see what I can do next time, yeah?āĀ
He looked at her on the step and then the front door, standing fully and grinning at herĀ āShould I go in and say hi to mum?ā he asked and extended his hand for AelwynnĀ āWant to come in with me?āĀ
The look of disappointment on that little girlās face was immense. She really thought he was going to bring her the severed tail of a naga! And now that he was home, she was thrilled⦠but she still wanted that tail. It wasnāt fair.Ā āYou can take me with you.ā she offered.Ā āSometimes, um, mom lets me make my sanwiches and I do a really good job with the knife. I can do it!ā
He stood up and she sat back down with a grump. She hadnāt asked for much. She was sure he killed lots of naga - it wasnāt like they were going to use them! He wanted to go inside to see her mom and she frowned.Ā āYou canāt. Iām waiting.ā When he inevitably asked what she was waiting for, she looked up at him with surprisingly convincing eyes for a six year old.Ā āEveryoneās dead⦠Iām waiting for someone to come adopt me.ā
[ @myroleplaycharactersā ]
āHow about I take you fishing with me, and Iāll teach you how to scale them instead? You canāt come with me, itās too dangerous.ā though he was sure Aelwynn was going to grow up to be quite the brute regardless of what path she chose.Ā
He stood and she wasnāt having it,Ā āWhat are you waiting on?ā he asked her, surprised that she wasnāt following him inside in general. Usually, Aelwynn was happy to spend most of her time attached to his hip, but she wasnāt having it today. Her answer had his blood running cold.Ā ā...What?ā if thereād been the usual yelling and laughing and sounds of children beyond the front door, heād take it as one of her weird imaginations, but there wasnāt. It was quiet and Seridyn was suddenly terrified that Wynnie had a legitimate reason to be sitting on the steps looking sad.Ā
He walked to the front door, a hand on the hilt of his sword as he opened it slowly, preparing himself as much as he could for the possibility of a slaughter. Everything was quiet, the front room was without children, the house was silent. His fingers tightened around the handle of his sword and he made his way into the kitchen, only to see Elle standing there, her back to him, cooking dinner like nothing was wrong.Ā
A loud breath of relief left him, emotions nearly bringing him to his knees and his hand went out to stabilize him against the doorframe/arch.Ā āFook Andi...ā he breathed again, his other hand went to his chest over his heart, his eyes closing, āWynnie told me you were all dead...āĀ
A Few Days Home
@teaandmagickā
Seridyn was a little scruffier than usual, his hair just a little longer, as he walked down the street towards his house, a large heavy rucksack on his back. Heād been gone a month, and though Elle had received about a letter or two a week, she knew that he was busy by the ever-shortening of his letters. No matter how short, however, he told her that he loved her, that he missed her so much he couldnāt breathe, and that heād come home to visit as soon as he could.Ā
He hadnāt gotten to write to her and tell her when heād be home, so these next few days were a complete surprise⦠which was why he was on foot for the last mile or so. He didnāt want the sound of hoofbeats on the ground to let her know he was there. He didnāt want to ruin it. He smiled when he saw the house and his pace picked up, his eyes taking in the place he knew his soul rested. The people he knew carried it, and namely? His wife. His heart skipped at just the thought of seeing her again, emotions already gripping at his chest and stomach. He was home.Ā
Walking up the front yard, he saw Aelwynn sitting on the porch, looking forlorn and Seridyn took a few steps closer, shrugging out of that sack and gently lowering it to the ground wordlessly before quietly sneaking up towards her and then leaning down when he was close byĀ āWhatās wrong little girl? No one loove you?ā he teased, giving her a grin.Ā
The house was surprisingly quiet for the middle of the day. It was nearing dinnertime and normally all of the children were outside while Elle made dinner. If they werenāt they could at least be heard in the house making a chaotic nuisance of themselves. Aelwynn was the only one that was outside and even she wasnāt playing - that he knew of.Ā
In truth, this was her new favorite game. It happened in two parts, the first of which being the invention of some gruesome death that had befallen her family and orphaned her. And then, eventually, her mother would come outside toĀ āfind her on the front stepā andĀ ātake her inā. This happened two or three times a day and while Elle was understandably confused by the game, she wasnāt exactly concerned. Children were strange and with so many in the house she had learned to just take things as they came.Ā
Seridyn leaned down next to the little girl with her fiery red hair and cool blue eyes and she jumped in surprise before discovering who it was and forgetting her game for that moment.Ā āDaddy!ā she cried, throwing her arms around his neck. Leaning back, her grin faded to reflect the seriousness of the next question.Ā āDid you bring me a naga tail?ā
[ @myroleplaycharacters ]
Aelwynnās cry of delight had him hugging her tight. His eyes closed as he took that moment to let it sink in that he was home for the moment āOof I missed you Wynnie.ā he stated and kissed the side of her head. She leaned back and his brows furrowed, his head tipping a little to the side, his face getting very seriousĀ āNo. But Iāll see what I can do next time, yeah?āĀ
He looked at her on the step and then the front door, standing fully and grinning at herĀ āShould I go in and say hi to mum?ā he asked and extended his hand for AelwynnĀ āWant to come in with me?āĀ
A Few Days Home
@teaandmagickā
Seridyn was a little scruffier than usual, his hair just a little longer, as he walked down the street towards his house, a large heavy rucksack on his back. Heād been gone a month, and though Elle had received about a letter or two a week, she knew that he was busy by the ever-shortening of his letters. No matter how short, however, he told her that he loved her, that he missed her so much he couldnāt breathe, and that heād come home to visit as soon as he could.Ā
He hadnāt gotten to write to her and tell her when heād be home, so these next few days were a complete surprise... which was why he was on foot for the last mile or so. He didnāt want the sound of hoofbeats on the ground to let her know he was there. He didnāt want to ruin it. He smiled when he saw the house and his pace picked up, his eyes taking in the place he knew his soul rested. The people he knew carried it, and namely? His wife. His heart skipped at just the thought of seeing her again, emotions already gripping at his chest and stomach. He was home.Ā
Walking up the front yard, he saw Aelwynn sitting on the porch, looking forlorn and Seridyn took a few steps closer, shrugging out of that sack and gently lowering it to the ground wordlessly before quietly sneaking up towards her and then leaning down when he was close byĀ āWhatās wrong little girl? No one loove you?ā he teased, giving her a grin.Ā
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Aden: Emotional Mullet - Business in the front, neurosis in the back.
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Adam: The sweetest murder boy.
Gabe: Super duper sweet until heās super duper not.Ā
Lucas: Dark and brooding, until puns.
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Jhae: Duty and honor and overwhelmed by both.
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Anti-Personality Test
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Sometimes it is not OK to be OK. This is one of them. Comfort is all around you and you are all too happy to be embraced by it. The easy life is a trick! You need to refocus and think about what you really want to achieve. You are at risk of becoming completely blind to the intentions of those with power over you. Proceed boldly, but with caution!
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Your Love Type: The Idealist (INFP)
In love, you crave a long term, harmonious relationship. You want a life partner and soul mate. For you, closeness doesn't come quickly - it takes time for you to open up. You need to build trust first. Overall, you are supportive, nurturing, and expressive. You want to be that rock for the person you're with. However, you tend to be shy and protective of your personal space. You absolutely need to have your 'me' time too. Best matches: ENFJ and ESFJ
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47. Do you prefer to make love or fuck? (Seridyn)
āWell that highly depends on my mood. I like them both equally.ā Grins wickedlyĀ āCanāt say that I donāt enjoy making love, then again - fucking is amazing and intense. I guess if I had to choose, it would be the latter. But I donāt have to, they both have their merits.āĀ
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š What is my museās sexual/romantic orientation? š¦ At what age did my muse lose their virginity? š Would my muse have sex on the first date? š Would my muse ever ask someone on a date? š Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? š What are my museās fetishes/kinks? š¬ When did my muse go on their first date? šÆ What is my museās ideal date? š Has my muse ever been in love? š What was my museās last serious relationship like? š° Would my muse ever get married? š¼ Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? š¬ Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch? š© What was my museās first time like? š Is my muse into monogamy? š Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? š„ Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? š® Has my muse ever had sex in public? š What was my museās first heartbreak? š What are my museās requirements for a potential partner? š How many people has my muse slept with? š Is my muse the type to sleep around? š Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? š³ What was my museās worst romantic/sexual relationship? š²Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? š Would my muse ever lie for sex? šæ Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex? š„ Who is my museās celebrity crush? š Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? š Has my muse ever had a one-night stand? š Does my muse like Valentineās Day? š What are the ways my muse saysĀ āI love youā without actually saying it?
69. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?
Sen knew that the poor man had no idea what he was asking. None whatsoever, so he smiledĀ āBuckle in, my friend⦠do I have a story for you.āĀ
He sits down and grabs a bottle of ale, opening it upĀ āSo I was once seeing this married woman,ā he looks up from the bottleĀ āDonāt judge me if it hadnāt been me it would have been someone else. So let me tell you the story of Nam-Seon, Iām just gonna call her Nam throughout the story.ā he pointed at RenwyckĀ āAlso, so what? She was Pandaren, Iām not choosy and I like how theyāre all big and shapely and fluffy, you canāt get tits like that just anywhere.āĀ
He cleared his throatĀ āMoving on, Nam and I are going at it strong, pandaren husband is out with baby pandaren children probably, I donāt know, brewing something or learning life lessons. So we undress in the living room, just a frenzy of clothes, shirts thrown, boots tossed, pants on the floor, scattered everywhere. We make our way to the bedroom, where Nam, bless her sexy sexy furry heart, proceeds to ride my face.ā he takes a drink of his aleĀ āYou canāt say this is too much information, because you literally asked for it. Sit down and shush and accept your punishment.āĀ
He sniffs a littleĀ āSo sheās riding my face and itās amazing, so good, but things start to be a bit off, yāknow? Thereās kind of a pressure going on that Iām not paying attention to, and suddenly Nam screams. Just blood murder, freaking out. I look down, blood EVERYWHERE, itās awful, itās more awful when I realize that pressure is my nose where sheās literally ridden my face so hard that I got a nosebleed and didnāt realize it.ā he shruggedĀ āThatās not the embarrassing part. No, it gets better. So the scream was loud enough and apparently, the husband was close enough that he could hear it. We hear the door open to the front of the house and she jumps off, running to the living room to cut off her husband, bare ass naked..ā he snickeredĀ āOr bear ass naked? Whatever.ā he waved it off.Ā
āMy clothes, as you probably remember? Still in the front of the house, where I canāt go to retrieve them and IĀ quickly will be set upon by a very very angry pandarenĀ monk whose soul purpose is to kick my ass. THAT is why I grabbed the first thing I found in the closet and also the story of how I wound up walking through The Shrine of Two Moons in an oversized pink dress, with blood stained down my face, looking like a pretty pretty hobo prostitute.āĀ
āWhat the actual fuck, Sen??ā
āOh, like Iām the first blood elf to go to town on a pandaren...āĀ