#renxdarling

[florasce]

Reaching his arms out to the other, he speaks, voice almost petulant in its demand. "Teddy? Snuggle please."

{Tips his head to the left, brows knitting into a furrow as he observes the other for several seconds, in one way very surprised by the sudden request.;} Come here Rosebud. {Stretches his arms out, wiggling his fingertips subtly as he grins in his usual manner.;} I'll gladly oblige. 

[florasce]

The big oaf was sleeping. They had had plans today. Not thinking anything of it, he began to haphazardly spread blooms about his living quarters, vines growing over the walls, blooms of many colors adorning the space, littering the floor, before he sat weightlessly atop the sleeping vampire's chest and proceeded to poke at his cheeks until he had decided to awaken. "Leon. Leeeeoooon. Lamium, you big baffoon, awaken!"

Leon groaned when he was dragged out of his peaceful dreams by heated touches. Upon his cheek to be exact. The voice was familiar but it took him quite a while to realize who it was, groaning in displeasure for a second time before his eyes eased open. Met by light they narrowed almost immediately, hands raising from the mattress to rub at weary lids for a few seconds, corneas stinging a little. He gave a light shake of his head before placing his hands beneath it, looking up at the other with a wide grin plastered upon his features, raising a brow. "Well hello Rosebud. What's with all the yelling?" He smacked his tongue against his palate as he stretched his muscles a tad, merely by squirming for a brief moment. A matter of seconds. He then sighed as he shut his eyes again, chest heaving up and down slowly in pace with inaudible breaths. "You should get off my chest—" He trailed off as his eyes eased open for a second time, brows knitting into a furrow as he noticed the changes made to his accommodation, squinting as he gazed at the male atop of him once again. "So, do you intend to clean this up hm? I won't let you out before you do."

[florasce]

Questions & Answers for the nosy (The Leon cult as it's referred to by a certain someone. Yes I'm looking at you.)

1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?

This was a really dumb question.... Sex. 

There's no specific order to the following... what to even all them? Oh well, just listing them as they come to mind.  Okay, so where to start...? No, not going to mention anything related to genitals, to make it a bit more interesting. Hate me all you want. 

Inner thigh (Quite obvious)

Neck (Ugh yes)

Nipples

Lower abdomen (You know, if you run your fingers just beneath the hem of my underwear—)

Hairline

3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?

Yes.

4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?

Once I think.

5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?

Sorry, I'm a man. 

6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?

Pretty sure I'm still a man. 

7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?

I'm nine hundred and ninety-nine years old and a man what do you think?

8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?

I'd say it depends entirely on the one performing it.

9. Do you like having your balls touched?

Yes.

10. Do you like having your nipples touched?

Yes

11. Do you like having your anus touched?

I guess I do. Very much so. 

12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?

Actually no. 

13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?

Hell yes.

14. Do you have any kinks?

Yes, wax play. 

15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?

Yes.

16. Do you pee in the shower?

I'm dead, I don't pee. And even if I did I wouldn't. 

17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?

Yes.

18. Have you had sex in the shower?

Many times.

19. Do you like being naked?

I surely have nothing against it. 

20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?

Partially.

21. Have you ever skinny dipped?

Yes.

22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?

Depends what you mean by unusual...

23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?

Actually, no.

24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?

Well yes, don't see why I'd have a problem with that.

25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?

Why wouldn't I be?

26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?

Yes.

27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?

I don't really have to think about these things. 

28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?

No.

29. How many sexual partners have you had?

Oh come on, this is unfair.... I can't count even if I tried. Sure I remember them all but it's quite a number...

30. How often do you masturbate?

Not too often.

31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?

Well, since I don't remember my human years I'll have to say 23 (after awakening and all that shit) don't remember how I discovered it though. 

32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?

Depends on "where" I am

33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.

Nosy now are we? Sorry to tell you but I won't reveal anything. 

34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?

Imagination.

35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?

No.

36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?

My thoughts? Well, it was a bit awkward at first. Turned better later on though. 

37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?

No, I haven't felt the need to do so. 

38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?

Boxers.

39. Do you ever go commando?

Uhu.

40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?

Yes.

41. How big is your penis?

I has been ages since I measured it, so I have no idea. And besides, it's not the size that matters is it now?

42. Does your penis curve at all?

A little, very very very slightly. 

43. Which testicle hangs lower?

Right one.

44. How big are your breasts?

Still a man you know.

45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?

M.A.N

46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?

MAN

47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?

I am not (shockingly), and I am happy with it.

48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?

What? It's natural why would I even bother?

49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?

Butts.

50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?

Well, I guess I'll have to say I don't feel strongly either way. Mainly because I haven't given it much thought. 

51. Do you like the way your genitals look?

Yessir. 

52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?

Do what now?

53. Do you like your butt?

Yes it's perfect.

54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?

Well, my hair doesn't grow so—

55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?

As long as you can't like.... braid it I'm fine. (Meaning please trim yourself.)

56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?

To the right most of the time. Depends entirely on what I'm wearing. 

57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?

I don't want it, but I guess it's be nice on somebody else.

58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?

Umm, two minutes?

59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?

Sometimes, when I have a lot of time to spare. 

60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?

Oh jesus, um... I am not sure. let me get back to you? 

61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?

I have no idea. I don't count.

62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?

Full-body.

63. Spit or swallow?

Swallow.

64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?

Varies. 

65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?

Well I don't mind it.

66. Do you "squirt?"

Still a man. 

67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?

Umm no.

68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?

Received, yes.

69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Many times. 

70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?

Yes.

71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?

No, I think it's a bit disrespectful.

72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?

.... All of them. 

73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?

On a rooftop.

74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?

No.

75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?

There's a reason to why people call me moan face. (Only applies when I bottom however.)

76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?

Yes. it was quite amusing. 

77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?

Yes and I'd love to do it again.

78. Do you own any sex toys?

A few.

79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?

No.

80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?

I suppose?

81. What are your favorite position(s)?

Doggy style. Everything else can go away.

82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?

I don't feel embarrassed so I have no idea.

83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?

When shopping for clothes.

84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?

No.

85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?

... I am dead.

86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?

No. Still dead, don't get infections. 

87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up? 88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there? 89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?

Well, I at least hope I'm fairly good at it...

90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?

Yes, a few times. Quite recently actually. (Doll I am looking at you.)

91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?

No, but it sounds interesting. 

92. Have you have phone sex?

Yes. 

93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.

Try lace underwear, seduce a few men here and there, get a make over, I have no idea.. grab a coffee?, take a jog in the park to distract people. If you know what i mean. 

94. What's something you like about your body?

Do my tattoos count?

95. What's something you dislike about your body?

Nothing in particular really. 

96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?

Collarbones, muscular arms, slender waists.

97. What was your most recent sexual thought?

I have no idea.

98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?

From time to time to time.

99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?

Yesterday?

100. Do you often imagine people naked?

Not often but it happens. 

[florasce]

2 {'smiles sweetly}

Do I sense a perverted side of my rosebud here? Hm, intriguing. Oh well. 

[Typist; You know the drill beb cake, will do the el taggo thino

[elmuoro]

❝canticum sirenis❞ — r & e

{❄} Neverland was already familiar to the female. The truth was, she lost count of how many times she had already visited the place. Pan once told her that Neverland was different for each individual, despite having a major resemblance in an aesthetic aspect. And that was the truth, because both him and her saw different creatures and different herbs, but the island itself remained beautiful.

As her feet gently stepped on the dry sand, more perfect than the one on Earth, her golden orbs observed the mauve sky whose surface was dappled with tangelo rays. The Sun itself was clearly visible, and the illusion of its closeness was so strong that the female felt as if she could touch it if she simply extended her hand. But of course, Eleanor wasn't here to admire the venust skies, or the admirable sea; She was in Neverland in order to visit the Mermaid Lagoon. 

The inhabitants could've already discerned the mermaids populating their island and her. Despite the fact that merfolk were in a way her family, she would've never thought their appearance would be so unforseen. But it is whispered among the people that the evil that pillaged Neverland was condigned for what mermaids are now: dangerous and equivocal.

She soon found herself entering the lagoon, the steam rising and clouding her vision for a brief moment. The sky was definitely darker than it was outside of the shallow body, and her ehanced senses allowed the female to hear the hypnotic melodies which adorned the already bleakly atmosphere. Eleanor looked over her shoulder once before diving into the water, legs enveloped in bubbles during her transformation which only lasted for then seconds. Once her head was out of the water, she was already a mermaid herself.

[elmuoro]

Ω

{ ♪ } “Charming, first of all.” said the female, the corners of her smooth lips forming a soft, yet sincere smile. Arms crossed over her chest as she took a step closer to him, brown orbs scanning the already familiar male that stood before her. “Not to mention that you’re incredibly handsome, but I’m certain that you are aware of that already.” chuckled the mermaid, her eyes squinting in a playful manner before she again stood still, but once she reached the desired distance from the other. “However, you would be nothing but an empty shell without those inner qualities, hm? Luckily, that’s not the case. You’re beautiful in every aspect, and darling, trust my words.”

[florasce]

ϟ - though I do believe I have told you before that you are quite striking. Repetition does not hurt, I suppose.

I do believe you have said it once before yes, but I couldn't agree more. Repetition does not hurt, not at all. And pardon me fore being bold but, likewise, rosebud. 

[aerentus]

He nodded, an honest shrug lifting his shoulders for a moment.  “I merely state it because it is true,” he replied, his cheeks dimpling as his eyes lessened to crescents with his smile. At the comment, hazeled eyes passed to a lilac hue, the blonde ducking his head in slight abashment. Flattery was a tricky mistress. “Oh… Not at all—” he paused, lips pursing slightly before adding, “Thank you.  But please, call me Ren.”

[renetae]

He hummed; a quiet sound leaving the very back of his throat and passing full lips, as he regarded Ren with care. He swore he had not noticed a moment ago that his eyes were as lavender blossoms. And he was sure he would have noticed such an unusual hue. In London people had eyes of more varied colours, but here you rarely see anyone without contacts whose eyes were not brown. "... Ren," he repeated. "You have lovely contacts, Ren-ssi."