#requested headanons

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Just random beefton headcanons pls, beefton fans are starving-

ahgsdfjkl y'all are valid

Because of Beefton, Sylvie is vegetarian! He'd feel weird making his own subconscious mad at him for, yknow,,, semi-cannibalism,,,,

He still consumes animal products, though ("All mammals drink milk! You are a growing young boy!")

Sylvie used to have conversations with Beefton by writing something on a notepad, passing out, and reading the response when he woke up :")

This method was also partially how Sylvie got his degree so early! When you can work even while you sleep it really speeds things up, even if it also makes you tired 24/7!

If they could exist apart from each other, Beefton could easily carry Sylvie

He was very translucent when Sylvie first learned to summon him, and has become more opaque as he's gotten stronger

Beefton is embarrassed about the red cloth thing and has tried multiple psychological methods of overcoming it, so far to no avail

According to the sentient epithet lore, Beefton (technically being a summon) lives in Drowsy's home with all of Sylvie's sheep!

Unfortunately, Sylvie cannot yet summon them at the same time. Maybe someday!

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ohoho always a treat when this blog opens back up!!!! can i get some hcs for the eeswap museum trio just hanging out/being friends?

thank you!!! I assume you mean Hotshot/Mama Bear/Sparky so:

Mama Bear is CONSTANTLY antagonizing Sparky by committing minor offenses (crossing the street just before the walking man comes on, encouraging Hotshot to run across a park with a "no running" sign, ect.)

Hotshot introduces Sparky to all the childhood joys she's thus refused to partake in, such as putting too many toppings on your frozen yogurt

Wii Sports. The three of them are SO competitive at Wii Sports, it is MADE for them; they only wish there were more 3+ player games

Sparky teaches the "swing your child around at dangerously high speeds and let them go" game to Mama Bear and Hotshot. They pack Hotshot up with pillow-padding and start practicing immediately

Det. Sylvie absolutely encourages Sparky to hang out with Hotshot and "his babysitter" more because she always comes up so much more cheerful and energized :)

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Since there seems to be a theme of beefton headcanons so far, Indus and beefton perhaps?

They have little workout competitions! They're both pretty impressive, especially considering they're only Class 1

Mera taught Indus what selfies are so he insists on taking some with his "muscle bro" and honestly it's really pure

...neither of them can work a camera very well so all the shots are blurry or crop someone's head out, but still

Beefton thanks Indus for how much of a help he's been to young Sylvester, truly, he doesn't have many role models in his life and he feels that Indus has had a positive impact on his growth as a person, and—

Indus does not know what he did but :D he is happy to help! :D

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who has the best base strenght

Base strength? Besides Howie? Indus, hands down.