#resmeae

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Arma virumque yeeto [lost fragment of some Roman Sappho - not including this in the ask]

my latin conjugation is crap what does this translate the quote into????

(i’m answering old asks rn, the box isn’t open yet, im trying to get through a shitload of requests)

[thebastardofgloucester]

Who are you: I think you know, yes? Whats your favorite color: green. Favorite ship: Uncle Iroh and tea. Or if you want a human ship, Ten and Wilfred Mott. Favorite ice cream flavor: Bordeaux Cherry. Do you have a cat: Not yet, but I will have my furry little Algazel as soon as I can afford it.

I do know indeed ;)

Bordeaux cherry? Never had that, but sounds wonderful.

Nom will either be best friends or mortal enemies with your future cat. Hard to know which. 

[thebastardofgloucester]

resmeae reblogged your photoset and added:

Okay, but what this doesn’t tell you is that after William died, he fucking exploded at his own funeral. They left him out for state viewing and it was hot, and then they jammed the bloated, rotting corpse into the coffin he had made when he was a younger, more svelte Bâtarde.  The passage describing it says something along the lines that everyone who could fled the funeral and all the incense available could not cover the stench.

 one of my favourite bits of medieval history ever sorry if this ruins your fancast after D-Day England erected the most passive-aggressive war memorial EVER in William's home city Caen The People Who William Conquered Have Returned To Liberate His Homeland like guys it's been A THOUSAND YEARS let it go already