alepulchure :3c
who hogs the duvet Alexa, since again, bae is chilly afwho texts/rings to check how their day is going Sepulchure less checks up on Alexa, and more preemptively stops her from decking the wrong motherfucker and landing herself in jail.who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts Still Sepulchure. Alexa has no idea what to get him, so she just weaves lil crafts for him. Most of them don’t turn out all that great but he only teases her about it a little bit and uses them anyways.who gets up first in the morning Sepulchure. Alexa is not by any means a morning person, so even in the event Sepulchure decided to head to bed at some point, he’ll still have already been up for hours by the time Alexa wakes.who suggests new things in bed Alexa’s a sex-repulsed asexual and I don’t really think Sepulchure’s really all that attracted to her physically since she’s so much younger than he is. So neither of them.who cries at movies Alexa. Sepulchure refuses to cry in front of his former enemy.who gives unprompted massages Sepulchure again since I highly doubt Alexa’s posh duchess upbringing included lessons on something as “vulgar” as massage.who fusses over the other when they’re sick Neither of them are really the fussy type, so I’d say Sepulchure since he’d be much more firm with Alexa if she got sick than if by some miracle he did instead.who gets jealous easiest Honestly I have no idea if Alexa is physically capable of getting jealous about Sepulchure since she knows how much of an uncaring ass he is, but I feel like when she’s feeling really low about herself she’s more likely to get jealous.who has the most embarrassing taste in music Alexa.who collects something unusual Their daughter Jazlyn, who collects reanimated woodland creatures.who takes the longest to get ready It depends on where they’re going. If they’re going out in the world, then Sepulchure takes longer since he actually wears armor unlike Alexa post-Ravenloss. If they’re going out on the town, then they take roughly the same amount of time.who gets most excited about the holidays Alexa; she can honestly spend all year just waiting to pelt Sepulchure in the face with a load of snowballs.who is the big spoon/little spoon They tried spooning once, but it didn’t work out since Alexa’s wings kept pressing against Sepulchure’s chest uncomfortably when she was the little spoon, and Sepulchure just plain refuses to be the little spoon. They just kinda sleep on their own ends of the bed.who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports Alexa. Sepulchure is a punk ass bitch when it comes to competitions and they both know it. If it can be played as a competition, they’re going to rile each other up until a winner is claimed or blood is shed.who starts the most arguments Alexa in response to whatever atrocity Sepulchure committed this time.who suggests that they buy a pet Neither of them. Alexa’s dragon Soren is pet enough.what couple traditions they have uhhhhhhhhh roasting the hell out of alexa’s parentswhat tv shows they watch together Probably trashy reality shows about vapid reich people they spend the whole show making fun of.what other couple they hang out with Probably Izaac and Riadne since Alexa is on pretty good terms with them, though Sepulchure really doesn’t care to get to know them that much.how they spend time together as a couple Sparring, adventuring, judging people with each other at parties....who made the first move Interestingly, probably Sepulchure. They had to work together for a while to take down the Rose, and he knew they had to work together to do it. Any actually romantic or flirtacious move on his part was probably initially meant to just be some snarky remark against his hardheaded “partner in crime”.who brings flowers home Sepulchure brought home flowers at first, but then Alexa started picking them out to decorate the house with. They’ll conspire to have bouquets with passive aggressive meanings in flower language in every room.who is the best cook Sepulchure on account of Alexa being able to cook literally just soup and nothing else.