#rest posts shit

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Actual image of my delulu ass trying to pass love notes to Jason

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I know in my heart of hearts that the Red Hood would be out there murking these predatory health insurance CEOs too

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Uramichi Omota, you're driving me insane

Taken from Gaku Kuze's Twitter, though I've edited out the speech bubbles

[Image ID: On the left, Uramichi Omota is wearing a black V-neck shirt and grey sweatpants with the band of his boxers exposed. He's wiping sweat off his face, lifting up his shirt and exposing his abs.

On the right, Uramichi Omota is in the same black shirt, grey sweatpants, and exposed boxers band. He's lifting his shirt with his left hand to reveal his abs, posing in what's obviously a thirst trap. /End ID]

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when hozier wrote 'no grave can hold my body down, i'll crawl home to her,' he was actually writing about jason todd and me

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Let's talk about Jason Todd post-resurrection

Jason Todd who looks in the mirror and still sees himself as that scrawny kid from Crime Alley, most definitely not the 6'0" and 225 pound wall of muscle that others see him as.

Of course he knows it when he's on patrol—he's in the zone as the Red Hood—and uses his size to his advantage.

But off duty? This motherfucker forgets that he should be ordering an XL in shirts—if not an XXL—to accommodate his size. He does his best to hide his offense when Alfred drops off new clothes.

And when he shows up in casual wear to the manor? It looks like Jason just came back from a shopping spree at Baby Gap. The hem of his shirt barely hits his hips, and when he stretches, it looks like he's wearing a damn crop top.

Don't get him started on when he's feeling affectionate either—it's a rare moment when Jason's in the mood to cuddle. He thinks his family is being dramatic when they bitch and moan about how heavy he is when he lays on them. "Good fucking god, Jason, you're crushing us!" is said with exaggeration and theatrics rather than truth.

Essentially Jason sees himself as this dog:

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you and your man fuck so hard that the bed frame breaks. you wonder how you’re going to financially recover from this and if the dick was really worth it. meanwhile your man is proud and pleased and doesn’t think it’s a big deal bc he still sleeps with a mattress on the floor.

tag ur man

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REST [INCOHERENT SCREECHING] YOU CANNOT JUST PUT THE THOUGHT OF TREVOR WAGNER BEING JASON TODD IN MY MIND

Unfortunately I did 😈

Like this isn't Mr. Spanky in human form?!

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Unfortunately Usahara would be a frequent guest on the Tokyo Sims TikTok page