#retail?

[hersurvival]

they'd really make such a poor, sleepy girl as myself go to work on a monday?

[changing-my-username]

What line of work is Anita in? The episode wasn't very clear

[cuyahogafalls-ohio]

it’s really weird when people call stores liminal spaces because like

hey

people work there

that “empty” 7-Eleven you’re talking about might have a Carroll behind the counter

there’s like... at least a handful of employees at that Wal*mart... 

altho if that makes me a member of a class of cryptids I’ll take it

[newbrando]

FOOLED AGAIN

I SWEAR IF MY WORK EVER ASKS ME IF I WANT TO WORK A 12-4 SHIFT EVER AGAIN IM GONNA SAY NO BECAUSE..... I SAID YES THIS TIME AND THEY WERE LIKE GREAT YOURE GONNA DRESS UP AS THE EASTER BUNNY LIKE YOOOO WHAT THE FUCK I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT

[ladyaceofspades]

Dear pick-your-own customers, I love you, i really do so i say this with all the love i can muster, which is next to none right now. If you come to my stand, and i give you a demo on what color of fruit you're looking for and point you to the row(s) we're picking, I literally mean PICK THOSE ROWS ONLY. Don't look at anything else because that shit isn't ripe yet. There's a reason I haven't pointed you to those rows, PLEASE LISTEN TO ME. Don't come up to me with a box of green peaches and ask me questions about it because my answer is "I don't know". I mean, really? The picking instructions are even on the box I gave you! And another thing, don't get so impatient when I'm checking out a customer, you try to fold your own box. I PROMISE you will not know how to fold it and you look like an impatient asshole. Let me finish up with the person ahead of you, fold your box while explaining what to look for, and point you to the rows. Trust me. I work here. I know more than you.

[mippydollars]

HELP ME GET A JOB IN FITZROY!

 or close by so i don't have to travel to far, to & from work

[clara-oswald]

well that was a weird/scary dream.

i was working at my part-time job on a really busy day, the store was really crowded. it was like some football game so all of the associates had football jerseys to wear in the back and mine and my friend's biggest concern is that we didn't have one that would fit us. then two fo my coworkers started talking about me behind my back (literally) and i got pissed and left the cash register area. all of a sudden the lights went out and the music went out (and it happened all around the mall) and some guy came over the mall loudspeaker saying how glad he was the mall was crowded because it made it easier to blow up everyone in it.

so mass hysteria breaks out and my manager comes over the headset telling us to get to the back of the store and once we start moving to the back some guy comes out of the crowd and starts forcing us to stay. he's wearing all black and he goes back to the stock room before us and starts rifling through our things looking for something so my coworkers choose now to flee the store but some of us go back to the stock room to get our stuff. and he is back there and laughs at us saying "it doesn't matter now, He is coming in a few minutes, if you are not saved you will certainly die."

So we make a break for it out of the back door and run out to the mall parking lot. People started floating in midair and some would disappear rapture-style and some would fall back down to the ground. when i started floating i got cast back down to the ground and then i woke up.

so now i'm like, "well shit. i'm saved, what the hell was that dream about?"