#retainer shenanigans

[velnica]

My retainer Sanson is bringing me the coat that he wears for his older version. HE KNOWS AND HE APPROVES. Thank you my dear this look is canon to me now and this coat is going straight into the glam dresser. 💛

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So, Thor likes standing next to his retainer copy in my yard..... 

@thorstyrh

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So, apparently hiring people ICly, and then making them my retainers is my new hobby. XD I can place ONE MORE! 

@thorstyrh

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So then Kyra hired Malika as her retainer.... XD

@luck-and-larceny

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Turning my retainers into people that Kyra has hired IC is the best random impulse idea I’ve ever had in my life. I send them on quick ventures.  Now they’re like outdoor cats constantly bringing me random weird shit as gifts like, "Y U NO LIKE DEAD MOUSE?"  The RP head canons are endlessly hilarious. :D

[but-first--tea]

Only.... slightly.... CURSED? I have.... concerns. 

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I think my retainers went on strike.....

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So this just happened. Thank you! This totally makes up for at least half of the times you just got drunk and went fishing or vandalized someone’s house and brought me their front door.