My roommate seems 100% convinced that John Cena is not retiring, but guys, I’m... I’m really worried about this. The whole thing felt like the Undertaker leaving the ring at Wrestlemania.
I mean, for one, I can’t fucking stand the thought of Roman having personally sent two of the biggest WWE Superstars ever into retirement. He’s just... so boring and unremarkable, and the network is trying to push us into liking him and accepting him as our new hero, and... UGH. It’s bad enough he was the one to take out Undertaker, don’t give him another huge victory so soon after.
And for another thing, I like Cena. By all logic I shouldn’t... he should come across as too cheesy and clean-cut for me to relate to. But he’s just so fucking genuine, I can’t help but love him. I’m not ok if he retires.
