"Tell me."
6. Six Jokes/Pick up lines
;—{ ✽ } The brunette blinked hearing her phone buzz with several messages from her sisters friend Ruri. That was odd, Ruri didn’t usually text Haru unless it was important. Reading through the messages it seemed like she was trying to Haru to do some sort of activity.
[To:] Onodera Haru[From:] Miyamoto Ruri[Text:] Hey, Haru why don't you say these lines to the next person you see.
;—{ ✽ } Following that message was six more. All of which seemed like cheesy pick up lines, or maybe jokes— None of which she completely read though. Of course, Haru questioned why she sent them in the first place, but still decided to go along with it. Walking up to the next stranger she saw, the petite girl flipped open her phone and read out the messages just like that. "I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way." She paused between lines, her cheeks slowly began flushing in a light pink. "You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line… Di-..Did it hurt when you fell from heaven..?" Between each pick up line the blush on her cheeks only deepened. Why on earth did Ruri want her to say these things? "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. C-Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?" Ah, only one more left and she was free to leave and hopefully never see this guy again. "I-I-Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of bu—" Cutting herself off before finishing that last word she bowed to the male trying to hid her blushing face, "I’m… Very, very sorry…" With that she walked away. Taking out her phone she responded to Ruri. This was the kind of thing Ruri would usually do to Kosaki, so why was Haru the victim this time?
[To:] Miyamoto Ruri[From:] Onodera Haru[Text:] /// Why did you make me say those things?
Almost immediately the other girl replied:
[Text:] No particular reason.
