#retrospeaks

[retrobeet]

I joked to my girlfriend that we’re gonna end up on those siblings or dating pages bc we look pretty similar and she goes “I could be into that”

I don’t think she realises what she’s abt to open up

Later the same night we were fucking and she said “keep cumming on mommy’s dick” and I about passed out from cumming so hard

[lapsworld]

INTRODUCTION ;

Hi hi! This is the extension of my description !

Pronouns ; She/They | Bat/Bats | Spooky/Spookeez | Cola/Coke | Radio/Radioactive

Basic DNI lists such as p*dos , homophobia, incest shippers all of that jazz

Main Account ; @lapdotto

Active socials and games ;

Discord (MOST ACTIVE)

lapdotto_DC91#0335

Roblox

eeveelover19632

Cookie run kingdom

LilyLake on the pure vanilla server

Hope I can make new friends here in the EW tumblr community !

[retrobeet]

When I drink, I either become super affectionate and touchy feely and tell all my friends I love them or I become a veritable font of sage wisdom. There is no in between.

[retrobeet]

I had emotions ripped out of me last night. We were drunk and fucking and it was so good and then she led me to shower and we fucked some more and then she holds me close and says “let’s get you washed up baby” in the most sweet and caring tone.

She moves me to be under the shower head and wets my hair, grabs the shampoo and starts washing my hair being so gentle and soft with me and I just break down crying.

She continued and washed my whole body and then did conditioner. The whole time I’m just sobbing like full body sobbing. We got out she dried me off and we cuddled in bed and went to sleep.

It made me realise that no one in my life even my family had ever made me feel so cared for and loved. I’ve been doing everything on my own for almost 20 years now. Getting myself up every morning working to pay my own bills taking care of myself feeding myself I’m TIRED.

And then she came into my life and without even being asked just started taking care of me.

I’m going to marry her.

[retrobeet]

So my gf and I are in a band together. Just the two of us.

We had our first show last weekend and at practise this week she says “let’s address some flubs from the show shall we?”

At one point after we’d discussed mistakes we both made at the show she says we’re gonna go through the whole setlist with just me so she can help point out when I miss a cue or a note. Before we start, I try to ask for a kiss and she says “Not until you’ve earned it. This is your new reward system.”

So she has me go through the entire set list and every time I’d mess up she’d give me a glare or a raised eyebrow.

“Again.” She restarts the backing track. I go through the song again flawlessly.

“Good boy.” She smiles and I think I’m gonna get a kiss now. “Do it again”

I missed a cue. She stops the track

“Well I guess lightning can’t strike twice. Would you like to try again?”

I nod.

“Use your words.”

“Yes”

“Yes, what?”

“Yes mommy”

“Good boy.”

I have never felt more focused on anything than I was playing through the songs.

[retrobeet]

Being into fauxcest has ruined me because now I see “two family memebrs who just found out abt each others existence!” And my immediate reaction is

“So they fuck abt it right?”

[retrobeet]

Early Muppet Show Bunson/Beaker dynamic is just calmly unethical scientist who treats his lab assistant as a lab rat.

Why am I into it,,,,,,

[retrobeet]

Not gonna call anyone out but if you see this just know I’m not mad or upset

But as a rule of thumb:

Don’t go searching ppls usernames on other socials esp if theyre interacting on a side blog.

I put my main so yall will know it’s me when I follow or like from that acct. not as an invitation to go find me elsewhere.

If yall have been talking and they say it’s fine? Sure go for it but don’t just immediately go do that.