#reudeu

[ask-another-cringey-fantroll]

Jordan: Just look at what you’ve done to my peonies!!

Apatra: They’re marigolds!

Reudeu: My god, I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

Jordan: I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS

Jordan: BUT I KNOW A BITCH WHEN I SEE ONE!!!!

@ask-the-forest-trolls

@genus-trolls

[genus-trolls]

Reudeu Abangg, Jeeang Ju-Long, and Dearil Anatos

[genus-trolls]

he seems dangerous, please be careful. i don’t want you or jordan being hurt

°oO trust me, the only blood being spilled will be that purple's. Oo°

[genus-trolls]

oh yea be careful tho he threatened to hurt jordan if someone else came to rescue him and failed

°oO it’s bold of you to assume i’ll fail. °oO

[genus-trolls]

he’s in an old abandoned lab, chernobyl style. probably in the woods.

[You get no response, but you hear the sound of an engine speeding off.]

[genus-trolls]

jordan got kidnapped by a concerningly flirty purpleblood named zurlov who plans to use him as a “canvas” and sew music notes all over him or something.

°oO just tell me where they are. Oo°

[They’re grabbing a several weapons and a pudao. He has the means to spill blood tonight.]

[genus-trolls]

reudeu, you can legally kill a purpleblood, right? because jordan’s in a bit of a pickle.

Oo° i can kill a purple if i wish it.. what did jordan do this time?!°oO

[genus-trolls]

reudeu jordan is probably about to be culled, he just slapped an heiress

Oo°0h g0d. i can’t l0se him again. where is he?°oO