Chopper: *exists*
You: I am a parent now.
Zoro: to who?
You: *holds up chopper* this is my son *you then hold him to your hip as you point to Zoro* AND YOU ARE THE FATHER!
Zoro: *used to your shit at this point* fair enough.
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Chopper: *exists*
You: I am a parent now.
Zoro: to who?
You: *holds up chopper* this is my son *you then hold him to your hip as you point to Zoro* AND YOU ARE THE FATHER!
Zoro: *used to your shit at this point* fair enough.
He's Kind of Cute.
ღ summary: Your (not so) quiet crush on Sanji through Nami’s eyes
ღ pairing: Sanji x fem!reader
ღ warnings: Disgusting(ly bad) flirting :D not an established relationship but they act like a couple anyway! reader with long-ish hairr, she's chalant af
Nami finds out about your crush on Sanji during girls night.
You don’t know what was better, when no one knew about this thing you had for him, or having your best friend aware, which meant that you finally had someone else to rave on about Sanji and everything that he is.
She calls you “lame”, but the truth is that you are helpless.
૮꒰ྀིㅤ❝ 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐫, 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 '𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐲' ❞ㅤ꒱ྀིა 𝄈
𑣲ㅤ m's warningsㅤ ◞ nsfw and 18+ content ahead, i don't really specify gender/anatomy, kind of crack at the same time :3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
𑣲ㅤ m's synopsisㅤ ◞ they break the bed during crazy sex LOL
𑣲ㅤ m's noteㅤ ◞ making content for myself to reread in the future fr!
𑣲 characters included: luffy, zoro, sanji, (part two for ace, law, smoker, and usopp soon!)
ꫂ᭪݁ honestly, luffy doesn't even notice 'till you say something. who knew a heated makeout session would turn to this (everybody...). being in the heat of the moment really does something when you're stuck in the haze of pleasure.
you two were just kissing, marking each other, and god knows what else. i mean it wasn't uncommon to want to freak your partner a little now and then right? besides everybody else on the ship was off in the new island...
his palms were still stuck to your waist until he hears your voice. "nnh... l... luffy? i think we broke the bed..." your words were heavily spaced out from each other, strands of your hair still sticking to your forehead when his movements stop for a moment.
you let out a small laugh seeing his face quite literally go o.o for a moment as you mentioned it. luffy's face immediately warms up at seeing that sweet grin only he could match;
"...oh, we kinda did..." he replies briefly before letting out a chuckle, "so you wanna keep going, or what?"
ꫂ᭪݁ zoro is the exact opposite of his captain, whereas he already knew when it started to creak, but his mindset? how fast could he break it 'till the frame of the mattress quite literally would give up under the weight and force he would have in each thrust he'd give you. but still he would wait for you to mention it before saying anything about it.
"haah—fuuck, zo- zoro... i think t... the- nngh! bed..." your words were cut up within every plunge his cock would set inside you, "—broke. i know,"
your boyfriend's voice was rough, and deep, his pace had slowed down; clearly not in the mood to stop anytime soon, his black orb briefly scans you, eyes leading from where you two were joined- all the way back up to the way you face looked at him so curiously.
"...god, if you're that worried, i'll buy a new one," lifting you up from the position where you were once laid down on your back, sitting now on his lap, "deal?" — you nervously nodded your head as you let out a small exhale, the few moments where you could breathe even for just a second;
"please, pretty, don't let a bed stop me from spending time with you." swiftly repositioning the both of you to sit on the edge of the broken frame, "now let's make use of this mirror..."
ꫂ᭪݁ sanji is unsure of what to do, he realizes as soon as the sound enters his ears and just... kind of freezes. it's funny, very amusing to you, so he starts laughing too. finds it absolutely adorable of you to be amused by a situation like this when you were JUST moaning out his name from how good that dih is.
"sorry, 'ji... it's just- you were so into it—then you froze!" you continued to let out laughter, leaning your head back into the pillow you were literally burying yourself in.
sanji just smiles at you, for a moment when he brushes a hand through his blonde hair. “apologies my love… i assure you it’ll be fully paid for.” his hand caresses your face for a moment,
god he just cant enough of you.
[When Miss Goldenweek paints you afraid, that includes Zoro as well. If he wants to wipe that paint off of your arm, he needs to get much closer, witnessing how fear turns into terror with each step towards you.]
a/n: let me know if you want Sanji's version!!
Although Zoro wasn’t one for philosophical debates, he had a habit of indulging you. It was nothing short of selfish – he longed to be the sole beneficiary of your attention. Even if your ponderings were utterly uninteresting to him.
Alas, now he wished that he had listened to you closely, taken in every word you had said. Perhaps then he’d know how to get through to you.
The fear that glistened in your teary, red eyes was impossible. Not only in terms of intensity but also in its origin. How could he, Roronoa Zoro, put such terror in your trembling heart? He, who had promised time and time again to not let harm come your way; he, who shielded you with his own body during a fight; he, who considered a bleeding wound to be a small price to pay for your safety and well-being.
With each step he took in your direction, you took two steps back, ever growing the distance separating you. It seemed as though the larger the chasm between you, the more fearful you were. Something viscous and dishonest inside your thoughts used the space as proof: prey crawls away from the predator, it’s only natural. If you must be so far away from Zoro, just how bloodthirsty is he? What menace lies behind the dexterity of his fingers and the persistence shining in those deep-brown eyes?
sanji is attentive, especially towards those he loves, and especially when it comes to you. although you never complain about the food he makes, he notices when you poke around the plate a bit, shovel down the food with a thick swallow. at first, he thinks it's just his cooking, but the more he switches up the spices, the method, he realizes there are certain things you just don't like.
he wouldn't do this for just anyone, but he’s determined to figure you out. nami and robin get special treatment, but you're a different matter entirely—he doesn’t just want to impress you, he wants you to enjoy your meal. so sanji starts to keep a running lists of the foods you prefer and those you quietly choke down. he'd never point out that he notices, doesn't want to embarrass you in front of the rest of the crew, but he does go out of his way to prepare things you enjoy.
even when supplies are running low, he'll save a little extra, stay in the kitchen a little longer, just to make sure you never feel forced to eat a meal you don't like. even if it means he has to make something different for you and you alone, he'll still swing the dish in front of you with a flourish, set it down with a casual smile, as if you'd place your order in a proper restaurant. "for you, angel."
you always look back at him with surprise, offer him a small smile, whisper a thank you, sanji that sends his heart all a flutter. if the rest of the crew ever notices, they never say anything.
everyone adores you (at least I do) | Monkey D. Luffy x fem!Reader
summary. in which you're fairly sure that Luffy and Vivi have a thing for each other, but a drunken Nami reveals to you that maybe your unrequited feelings for your captain are not so unrequited.
word count. 2.4k
tags. strawhat!Reader, opla!Luffy, fluff, not so unrequited love, slight jealousy from Reader (Vivi's a sweetheart tho), drinking, drunken confessions, Nami's fucked up lmao, wing girl Nami, hand holding (-ish), almost kiss, throwing up, idiots in love, oblivious Luffy, comedy and romance
TW! mentions of vomiting towards the end! Not explicit.
Everyone adores Luffy. At least, everyone who doesn’t represent a threat to his freedom, like Marines and Baroque Works. But, for the rest, Luffy is an accidental people-magnet. Accidental because you’re pretty sure that he’s not fully aware of the effect he has on others. How contagious his smile is, and his determination or optimism. But the crew knows very well. Zoro does, Nami especially, and you do. A soft smile stretches on your face, as you rest your chin on your palm.
Luffy is drinking and laughing on the other side of the room, sitting on a couch as he tells stories of his adventures to the curious patrons of the inn you’re hanging out at. Everyone hangs from his lips, as Usopp exaggerates some details and Chopper tells the sniper to pipe it down a little. Zoro is sprawled on an armchair nearby, glued to a bottle of sake, and Sanji is flirting with women as usual.
And Vivi is…
when you joined the crew, to sanji, it was like nami and robin never existed, or any other woman in fact. you’d been blessed with one of the most beautiful devil fruits that gave you the ability to produce any plant whether it was flowers, herbs, weeds and poison meaning your were a natural at healing. you had just the sweetest soul too, helping him in the kitchen, leaving gentle lingering touches in his face, using your ability to make him seasonings he’s never tried before, the list goes on!
the sunny was decorated in all types of flowers making your presence known to all of the crew. usually you were in the sick bay helping chopper but this evening you find yourself in the kitchen instead. you were sat on the counter, peeling oranges and putting the peels into a pot while you pushed the slices into sanjis mouth as he baked.
“what are the peels for, mon coeur?”
you slipped from the counter, padding off to the sink and filling the pot with water to boil. You moved to stand next to sanji, placing the pot on one of the free stoves.
“s’a simmer pot. makes the room smell nice when you boil it.”
you turned on the stove, hands raising above the boiling water as fresh sage and bay leaves fell from your palms. sanji’s lovesick gaze never left you as the fruity scent started to fill the kitchen.
“hand me a cinnamon stick sanji.”
sanji was snapped out of his hazy thoughts, his long arm extending to the other side of the counter and was brought back with a cinnamon stick in hand. when you put it into the pot it might’ve created the most heavenly smell sanjis smelt in his life.
you gently stirred the pot, signaling for sanji to hand you another orange. he peeled it for you, dropping them into the pot. the kitchen fell into a silence, a comfortable silence.
you felt an orange slice press against your lips, graciously accepting it with a smile as he returned the favor.
the kitchen was now filled with the sent of cinnamon-y oranges and the late night pasta sanji had over the stove.
he turned off his stove, setting his pasta into a bowl and decorated it in marinara sauce. your eyes were stuck on those slender fingers of his while you mindlessly stirred the simmering pot. he placed the plate of pasta on the candle lit dining table before coming back to you to wrap his arms from behind.
sanji smelled like smoke and hints of lemon. it went nicely with the scent of the room. it made you a little dizzy too.
he took your hand, thumb rubbing the back of it with a tenderness that only he could give.
“may i take you out for dinner, mademoiselle [᪥]?”
you turned off your stove, turning in his arms to face him. you took a few seconds to think like you were pretending to think when you were already going to say yes. just before the worlds could leave your mouth, you saw a suspiciously long arm enter the kitchen, feel up the table and grab a big portion pasta off of the plate. the hand zoomed out just as quickly and you looked back up at sanji.
“well..”
he raised his visible eyebrow at your mumble, turning around just to see the same stretchy arm once again on the plate, this time taking the entire dish.
now sanji did almost yell his captains name out loud but brushed your face with his hand with an apologetic look before swiftly leaving the kitchen. all you heard was yells and luffys oh so familiar giggles coming from the deck.
oh well, maybe next time.
a/n from lay ⨾༊·˚: wow i am getting consistent i wonder how long i can keep this ideas up for 🤤 if everything goes right usopp fic will be delivered tomorrow ❤️🩹🙏🏽. this can be depicted as opla i guess but not really what i had in mind.
Can I have sanji losing his shit when female crew member/crush compared hand sizes and his being so much bigger
Was he always this hot?
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pairing: vinsmoke sanji x reader
a/n -- I've got like nothing to say abt this other than I LOVE SANJI!!!!
Okay, fine. Maybe you had a little too much to drink.
It was one of those nights on the Merry. You were all gathered in the kitchen having drinks. You had a particularly rough day and really just went at it. You had to have gone through at least six bottles.
Sanji was right there. Leaning against the counter, drink in hand. Oh, God, was he ever handsome. Did he always look this handsome? Sure, you knew he was handsome, but was he this handsome?
You stumble up to him.
"Hey, big guy..!" You giggle, your speech slurred. "I ever tell you how much of a-.." You pause to hiccup. "How much of a pretty blond you are?"
He chuckles softly. "I want to believe you, but I just watched you do shots with Nami. I know how drunk you are, sweets."
You didn't listen to a word he said. You were too distracted by his face. He was so damn cute.
You reach up, touching his face and giggling like an idiot
Sanji catches your wrist as you clumsily try to paw at his face.
"Oi! What do you think you're doing? I know I'm attractive, but jeez!"
Once again, you're too distracted by something about him to care about anything he was saying. This time, it was his hands. God, they were so...
So...
And before you knew it, you were grabbing his hand.
Sanji quirks an eyebrow, bemused by your random line of thought. But he allows you to take his hand without protest. He blushes as he realizes what you're doing.
"Uh.. What're you doing?" He asks, wanting to hear it from you, watching as you compare your hand to his.
"You've got some large hands, sir."
Sanji barks out a laugh, trying to hide how flustered he really is.
"Oh, so now I'm sir?" He asks, trying to act like he's not dying on the inside from being called that.
He squeezes your hand lightly, unable to resist.
"Y'know, normally I'd be flattered by the sudden formality-" Which he was. Very flattered. "But right now you're just way too drunk."
Sanji was literally redder than a tomato right now. He stared at his hand, now connected with yours, taking in how small yours was compared to his. You were just so... petite. Something about that really set him off.
"You should unbutton your shirt." You giggle, reaching for his tie, tugging on it slightly.
"And I think you should get to bed, sweetheart. No more social interaction for you for the night. You're gonna end up doing something you regret."
"Oh, I won't regret it.."
He gives a look to Nami. A look that says, "Oh, my goodness, please help me."
Nami immediately rushes over and grabs you by the wrist, pulling you away.
That's alright.
You really had forgotten why you were over there in the first place anyway.
And now all you wanna do is more shots.
PART TWO
is it obvious that I just woke up
there's probably so many grammar and spelling errors butbwhatever
sorrye
ALSO TY FOR YOUR REQUEST IT WAS SO FUN MWAH MWAH ILY
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