#revendeurdemort

[hassenmarred]

revendeurdemort said: “Please, one can ignore me, least of all you.”

What was that?

....Huh, must’ve been a breeze.

[hassenmarred]

revendeurdemort

"You're attracted to me, it's perfectly...

“I’m not smug; I’m self-aware. Entirely different.”

“Get bent, vampire.”

[thecolorxftea]

revendeurdemort:

[text]: You probably wouldn’t believe me if I told you….

     to: ???      [text]: oh, trust me, i’ve probably heard stranger. hit me with your best shot, i’ll hit you with mine; let’s see who wins.

[lottathecage]

revendeurdemort

“Do you hate me because I don’t just help? Where would you be without me?” Lotta seemed to have no problem bringing that up in the middle of a public place. Shoes clicking on the tile floor of the confectionery, the girl seemed pretty pleased with herself. Her gaze was wandering over the displayed merchandise with an unmistakable expression of greed. “These,” she pointed at three blue cupcakes, and stepped to the left, lowering the finger. “And half of an apple pie. And a soda.”

[araiduponthemorn]

revendeurdemort liked your post “We’re trying this again. Refreshed and what not.”

Still happy to see you've stuck around for my Seras's revival. Thank you. x

[hassenmarred]

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Noticed the missing fangs, Alucard? Thanks for those, but before you get angry and hunt me down, I may or may not have left a bomb. Somewhere. In the mansion. Tick tock, motherfucker.

— Sven, Destroyer of Mansions

[ariseasvictorarchived]

*thinks really hard about profoundly kinky sex with Walter* {from Dadcard revenduerdemort}

"… please don’t let that be the tie I bought him for Christmas…"

[ariseasvictorarchived]

revendeurdemort said: "I may or may not have fallen asleep to a marathon of spaghetti Westerns."

"Ah. That why you've gone all Lee Van Cleef-y with the boots again?"