Full Metal Jack-Off

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[hassenmarred]

Bleach season 17 is coming back sometime this year, and you know what that means!

Yup, the fuckbot’ll be back in action!

[thgirwemailliw1]

[hassenmarred]

When your BF gives you the Good Succ and you still feel it the next day~

[hassenmarred]

hhemeraa‌:

should be happy he’s holding his hand at all. 

Sad boyfriend noises...

[hassenmarred]

hhemeraa‌:

“You should know better than anyone that my work can’t simply wait. I can take a nap tomorrow if I have to.”

“Well how much longer is it gonna be? Sleepin’ without you is hard, y’know,” Sven leers, “Didn’t used to be that way, but, well...”

[hassenmarred]

hhemeraa‌:

“…No, there’s work that needs to be finished.”

“Myles, it’s almost 3am. Work can wait.”

[doogart]

Full - moon (video speedpaint here)

[hassenmarred]

"Sven~!" Such genuine happiness from the redhead, odd. "Is that grey hair I see or are you just covered in dust~?"

“Maybe it’s your glasses,” Sven offers with a side grin, “ Been a while since I saw you, eh? Still raisin’ hell?”

[hassenmarred]

matteblackstars‌:

“Doctor, and don’t say nurse as if it’s an insult. They do twice the hard work any normal person could handle. I doubt you could scare anyone with whatever weird freaky sex drugs you do to heal up, unless this is just a ploy to avoid talking about steroids since a common side effect is making your dick small and considering your size, I bet it’s like a tiny lost penny in a hairy bush.”

“Bold of you to assume anything was sexual,” Sven smirks, “And it’s good thing you’re not a bettin’ man, nurse Nicholas.”

[hassenmarred]

matteblackstars‌:

“…no… I don’t think I do, but I have a feeling you’re about to tell me.”

“ I don’t think you could stomach, nurse.”

[hassenmarred]

matteblackstars‌:

Small hand flails at the TV screen, Nemesis from RE3 smacking Jill to the ground in what would be a death blow to which the character simply eats some red/green herb mix for full health.

“WRONG. We all don’t heal that differently. She should be fucking dead. All of these games are probably just a fever dream they’re collectively sharing because they’re high out of their minds!”

“ I was talkin’ about emotionally but...”

“Heh, you don’t wanna know what I got up to to heal.”

[matteblackstars]

           “I wish healing was as easy as rolling a joint full of green and red herbs, but real life isn’t that easy. You’d end up just getting koolaid flavored weed and I can’t imagine smoking that will get you anywhere good.”

[hassenmarred]

“We all heal differently, buddy.”

[jax-hammer]

A character of mine, called Sven, as a half-troll from DnD/Pathfinder~

[valtsv]

are you there god? it’s me, your disappointment

[section8babe]

i don’t know how to ask for help i disappear and come back when i’m good

[gynatrix]

[soracities]

Stephan Sinding, Adoration