Reverse! Wirt Headcanons:
So I’ve seen like one post about Reverse! Wirt and reverse Pinescone and how he’s a tall, messy crackhead theatre kid
And I would like to add my own
(I may have done this before and accidentally deleted the post idk I thought I did this once but I couldn’t find the post so if I did do this before someone tell me)
I’m also gonna do one for Fight! Wirt
Because if there’s a Rev! Wirt, there’s one for Fight Falls
His poetry is good, but not the slow, romantic gentle kind normal Wirt likes. His is more sensual, visual the kind to start a hook up. Like you better watch out for poetry man or before you know it you’ll be in his bed
He regularly reads and quotes Shakespeare and no Romeo and Juliet isn’t his favorite (it’s his second favorite)
His favorite is A Midsummer Night’s Dream because crazy witch and fairy shit just happens in it and he loves it.
He has a habit of running his fingers through his hair when he’s nervous and usually doesn’t do this in front of people which is why his hair is constantly messy
He constantly flirts with Mason but it either fails to land everytime or he just flats out ignores it
He likes to dramatically spread himself on those long velvet chairs when he’s upset
He definitely spoils himself during Mason’s parties and uses the “I-know-the-rich-guy” advantages to their full extent
He (this is going with a Will Cipher Headcanon I mentioned sometime ago) definitely knows Will is a masochist and Mason has no clue and just finds it really fucking funny and regularly congratulates Will
He likes gossiping with Rev! Mabel a lot.
Abstract art. Museums, making his own, he likes it. It’s chaotic, colorful, and random. Perfect.
Whereas Wirt is naturally more romantic and sexually awkward, it’s the total opposite. He can get laid whenever he wants with whoever he wants, but the moment he gets romantically close to someone he panics.
He’s an expert on tropes and cliches, and can quote any vine from memory. Anyone who has had a good 10 minute conversation with him where he’s not flirting with you can vouch, he is a fucking meme dispenser.
Mason and Will always fret over his messiness and he knows he’s messy and half of it is just because he knows it ticks them all off and he enjoys every second of it
He and Bill would be best friends though—gay wingmen. They would regularly complain and whine about their Dippers if they met.
Never give him those long stripes of streamers. Don’t even think about duct tape. You don’t want to know the damage he can do with glue involved.
He and Regular Mabel would also be best friends.
He enjoys the sweetest and coldest tea ever! He will physically cringe at the smell of coffee get that shit away from him.
He’s very flexible. Very flexible. And yeah, good for in bed but what he does to stretch is the TRUE HORROR.
Y’know silk dancing? Where people wrap themselves on a long strand of silk really high in the air? It’s like pole dancing but with silk. I don’t know if it’s supposed to be erotic like pole dancing, but I just think it’s pretty cool and elegant, so yeah. He can do that.
You also know acrobats and all those stunts Zendaya pulls of during that song Rewirte the Stars from the Greatest Showman (which I think is a great movie, great music) with all the ropes and the hoop and stuff? He also can do that.
Someone do an animatic of him and Reverse Dipper with that song. I would, but as I mentioned several times before, I can’t draw worth shit.
You know those white silk shirts with low v-necks and very loose and float long sleeves? He’s almost never seen without one. His addiction had become an urban myth. No one can figure out if he has several of the same shirt or constantly washes that one, not even Will the demon. No one knows and no will ever know.
One that ominous note, y’all reblog this with your own headcanons
SPREAD THE CHAOS THAT IS REVERSE WIRT!!!