thank you so much @aalinaaaaaa. this looks incredibly fun :D
Rules: use this site to generate some incorrect quotes for your characters and share them
i'm tagging in return @lizardperson @elkieselkiewrites and @askyaphelion plus open tag
i picked the Elegy to the Desperate Stars crew to put myself back into the headspace to write them. find them under the cut
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Aleji: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.
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Dani: I'm not doing to well.
Beriel: What's wrong?
Dani: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Aira enters the room*
Dani: There it is again.
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Beriel: Now, Aira, all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay?
Dani: Except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face.
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Ele: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.
Aira: I will politely decline.
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Beriel: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.
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Dani: What do I get?
Aleji: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.
Dani: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.
Aleji: It won't be you.
Dani: I'll get my coat.
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Ele: I refuse to apologize for being weird or off-putting. That’s actually your problem. I’m having a fantastic time!
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*the Squad cleaning up*
Aleji: Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away.
Dani, to Aira: Aight, which bin do you wanna go in—
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Beriel: Okay, but if you're not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your girlfriend?
Ele: Dude- Its satire!
Beriel: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!
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Aleji, putting their hands over Dani's eyes: Guess who!
Dani: It's either Aleji or the cold, clammy hands of death.
Aleji, putting their hands away: It's Aleji!
Dani: Dammit.
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Aira: Did you have to stab them?
Dani: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.
Aira: What did they say?
Dani: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Aira: That’s fair.
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Beriel: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Aleji finally snaps and commits murder?
Dani: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to them.
