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Mary's Wassail

"Will you stop singing, Mariah Carey-wannabe?! We're not giving you away our mead!" Daniel Price warned Mary the Mari Lwyd Incarnate during the Yuletide season. "C-creepy! I thought All Hallow's Eve is over!" Theodore Sherman told, scared by a scary skull-headed mare. "*Hic!* W-werzz...W-Weasel? *hic!*", drunken Edgar Beckford asked in a low tone. "Grrrrrrrrrr!" Rex "Roy" Brock growled, protecting his drink. "This is MY ale! Get your own!"

🎶 "All I want for Yuletide, i-" 🎶

SMACK!