Rhinky ABC (nsfw)
A is for an aphrodisiac, a treat to get them going.
B is for bondage, it always leaves them glowing.
C is for a pair of cocks, so excited they are leaking.
D is for a dildo, that will surely get Link shrieking.
E is for edging, it always makes Rhett whimper.
F is for frottage, it makes them feel so limber.
G is for a ball gag, placed oh so snuggly.
H is for hair-pulling, it leaves Link smiling smugly.
I is for impact play, make that ass shine red.
J is for jizz, all over their stomachs and the bed.
K is for a sweet kiss, interrupting the action.
L is for lingerie, a sure way to distraction.
M is for mutual masturbation, for when they’re feeling lazy.
N is for nipple play, makes Link’s eyesight go all hazy.
O is for an orgasm, making them groan and shiver.
P is for pet play, but don’t feed doggy Rhett liver.
Q is for a quicky, no time to undress.
R is for rimming, which always melts away the stress.
S is for striptease, either sensual or silly.
T is for talking dirty, for Link’s words never leave Rhett chilly.
U is for underwater, bubbles make it better.
V is for voyeurism, oh look Link’s wearing Rhett’s sweater.
W is for a wedgie machine, the way it gets Link going.
X is for x-rated, for when they decided to film a blowing.
Y is for yes, yes, yes, a shout heard often.
Z is for zipper, that is pulled back up after they soften.