Apr 6, 2019
my very favorite part about eating phallic shaped food is watching my husband pretend like he doesn’t have a boner the whole time
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my very favorite part about eating phallic shaped food is watching my husband pretend like he doesn’t have a boner the whole time
Whose dick do I have to suck to suck a dick around here?
You guys know something? Sex is funny. You’ve got your dongles touching these bungles and veengles, and these veengles with those vongles, a couple dingles with dongles, maybe some people touch their face to a bongle or a veengle or a teeter, and it’s just. Just think about it, just think about sex as a mere concept. It’s SO Fucking Funny.
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RHYS
Unfortunately, I have to be able to at least hobble around tomorrow, so screaming my name will have to wait, dear.
Pavlov’s dog is to the bell as my penis is to the mere mention of shame nun.
(Posing in front of mirror.) Does this wetsuit make my dick look fat?
If my talent for licking ice cream scoops clean is any indicator, I would be really good at eating people out.
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if i remember correctly you were the one doing all of the screaming
YEP, there it is. You know what? People embarrassing me IS my kink. So you’re only digging your own grave here. And everyone else’s who has to listen to this.