#richbatbastard

[mr007pennyworth]

This family can never say I don't feed them. @jp-todd-rp @grace-of-gotham @richbastardbat (@nerdybirdboy is still alseep)

[mr007pennyworth]

Alfred when other muses are sick:

@brokenthimbles (wifey)- Tea, cuddles & kisses, movies, homemade soup, hot water bottles, cool bed baths and breaking out the night nurse or whatever she demands.

@jp-todd-rpp -( grandson) - Homemade soup, handcuffed to the bed, six boxes of tissues, Netflix subscription and the offer of being sedated because painkiller probably won't work.

@grace-of-gotham (his own nurse) - sleeps in Alfred's bed, gets Alfred's clothes, homemade soup, take out, literally whatever the fuck she wants.

@docthompkins - (Girlfriend) Literally whatever she wants.

@nerdybirdboy - (Grandson) locked in his room and fed energy drinks, whatever he's willing to actually eat for once and made a sedative because little fucker go to sleep!

@richbastardbat -(adopted son) strapped down, sedated.

@dontcxckitup - (army husband) tea, homemade soup, cuddly blanket, as much chocolate as he demands, night nurse, fuck ton of forehead kisses and a box of tissues lobbed at his head.

[mr007pennyworth]

"So @jp-todd-rp @nerdybirdboy @lovepoweredspeed @grace-of-gotham all wanted a movie night and so I enlisted the help of Barry himself as well as two major supermarkets to stock the house as they agreed to bring friends in. Do you think you'll have enough food, with a Chinese takeaway, homemade nacho buffet and all this...crap? I don't need to order pizza as well right? Either way, I'm going up stairs with my popcorn and my book and having a peaceful evening since @richbastardbat will probably hide in the cave. Ciao.

[mr007pennyworth]

Some days, I'm picking his clothes up off the floor muttering about how annoying he can get while he's still in bed, other days, rare ones mind you, I'm at a studios watching him do a photoshoot for a magazine article and can't help but be a bit proud at how handsome he turned out to be. Even if he did only trail blood all over my floor two days ago...

[mr007pennyworth]

So, I got to spend the day with Jason. Grace has hours to make up at the clinic and he promised her he'd stay with me today just so she'd stop worrying I'd get lonely with everyone being away recently. Timothy has been to visit a friend, Bruce is at a conference, not sure where my Barry has been today. I'm sure I'd have been fine but I enjoyed the company none the less. A trip to the office to sort some payments, hopped on the underground for a little shopping trip, had lunch out and then Jason just walked me about the city showing me some of the places he does work...day stuff mind you. It's nice to see someone cares about the less fortunate in the city like my boy does. Stopped for a drink at bar, I didn't even know about, nice view of the city. (I have my doubts it's a legal bar but whatever) then home bound, we made dinner together and played chess. Of anything it's made me realize how much I love these kids and I'd give them everything, the old dog in me isn't happy how docile my life is these days, I can feel myself getting old. But as long as I've got this lot to care for I'll always be wondering what's next. Two days are never the same. @jp-todd-rp @grace-of-gotham @richbastardbat @nerdybirdboy

[mr007pennyworth]

Jim: "You know, I'm beginning to wonder..."

Alfred: "about what?"

Jim: "Why does everyone think Bruce looks like Thomas?"

Alfred: "Doesn't he?"

Jim: *looks at Alfred and back at Bruce* "If your looking hard enough...no"

Alfred: "Then who?"

Jim: "I don't think I need to say, his eyes give everything away Alf..."

[mr007pennyworth]

Speaking of Bruce, I've finally managed to repair the blades on his right gauntlet, now if he could just stop getting them snapped off by closing them when he doesn't need them, it would save me alot of time that I can put back into cutting out those blasted bat-a-rangs...@richbastardbat

[mr007pennyworth]

@richbastardbat I love you somedays lad, but you know waking me at 5am to ask me to pack and come with you last minute to Toronto is the level of disorganized that I despise. You really gotta give your old man a few days notice, god.