Let’s try something.
My name is Rick. I don’t know what universe I’m from, hell I don’t even know what my relationship with my Morty was, but my experiences in the citadel were real. I had a relationship with another Rick, we fucked in hotel rooms. I loved morties and wanted to help them, I hated C-137 for the way he was rumored to treat his “Grandson” and I drink way too much, I really. Really miss Diane, and Summer, and Beth, and Morty. And just. Everyone. Even Jerry. Im a weird sap in that way, I don’t think the “true” Rick cares as much as I do. Thus, I drink,
Interact with this post please! Fuckin blow it up, always looking for new friends.











