Sick of logic puzzles/logic “riddles” tainting the good riddle name. I find them all so boring. Almost every single one boils down to the same thing, and they lack any artistic display. Here; I’ll make one right now. This is every YouTube “riddle” in a nutshell.
“There are 7 men that go surfing. One ginger, one brunet, one blond, one with dyed purple hair, one with curly dyed hair, one with no hair, one with Arthritis, and one with a Mohawk. The lights go off, and when they come back on all 17 of the town’s missing children are dead on one guy’s surfboard. The police show up, and demand that they give alibis.
‘I was at the movies!!!’ States the bald man.
‘I was surfing,’ adds the brunet.
‘I was asleep!’ swears the ginger.
‘I was at the store.’ promises the blond
‘I was also at the movies with baldie,’ assures the mowhawk guy.
‘I was at the beach.’ confirms purple haired guy.
‘I was with the brunet.’ the curly haired man claims.
Despite their alibis, one of them is guilty. Before the police figure it out, they need to determine how much hair each man has on his head because… uhhh…
I HAVE TO SHOEHORN IN UNNECESSARY MATH, OKAY?!? GOD. YOU’RE SUCH A LITTLE GERB
On the dead body of one of the children, there is a message in their hand. Written in blood on a small sticky note, they say who the murderer is.
“It was the man with a number of hairs that is a prime number. He had hair…”
The police ask all the men how many hairs they have. The men acquiesce, and hesitantly tell them… with a catch. The true number of their hairs will only be discovered if you count how many chips each of their surfboards have, then take that number and multiply it by the respective surfboard’s scratches and chips to its owner’s number of hairs, then divide that by 3.7. The man with the remaining number of hairs closest to a prime number is the killer. The brunet has 16783 hairs, the blond has 20628 hairs. The bald man has… take a guess. The ginger guy has 15680 hairs, and the curly haired guy has 26272 hairs. The Mohawk guy has 40037 hairs.
You have three seconds to solve it; if you want to live, that is… pause if you need time because you Are so SLOW. unpause if you’re STUPID and an IDIOT that NEEDS PEOPLE TO SOLVE RIDDLES FOR THEM. DROOLING LITTLE INFANT.
Answer: LEAVE YOUR ANSWER IN THE COMMENTS 🤪”