Jul 20, 2013
Blazing Saddles smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sage, two kinds of campfire (the nighttime campfire and the daybreak campfire), and a little dirt.
An Outlaw is too old for “Axe” and too young for “Old Spice.” Too old for rot-gut whiskey and too young to give up whiskey outright.
This soap could be used by the kind of cowboys that other cowboys sing about. This soap is the kind of soap that makes married men late for work. This soap will turn your shower into a slow-mo celebration of every. damn. reason you woke up this morning: because you have Things to Do.
But you don’t have to do them too fast. Finish your sexy, sexy shower first.