I have been tagged/cursed by the snazzy face Elliot to do the 11 questions tag thing AGES ago and I'm finally doing it so I'm not longer haunted by the guilt it brings
There are some rules to prevent 11 questions tag from falling into 11 questions tag chaos:
RULE #1: Always post the rules RULE #2: Answer the questions of the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones RULE #3: Tag 11 (or near enough or nobody, this thing isn't the boss of you, you dont have to follow any of the rules) (yeh you do follow the rules) people and link them RULE #4: Let them know you tagged them
Elliot's questions:
1) What would be the one thing you would give to your enemy to show that you don’t like them? I wanna say a copy of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein because that book makes me so frustrated, but then they might like it, so, um, a really horrible edition of Frankenstein which has a horrible smell & pages stuck together and a really awful cover. Yeh. That'll do.
2) When was your first kiss? Was it gross? My first kiss was sometime after the 6th of November 2013 *cough* NEXT QUESTION
3) Who, in the whole universe, alive or dead, would you love to have a coffee with? Without a doubt Stephen Fry. Or Kirsty. Without a doubt one of them two (preferably both but that defeats the point of the question).
4) If you could buy anything, but only ONE thing, what would you buy? An off switch for social anxiety. Although a Anna Calvi's Fender Telecaster would be pretty great too. Decisions.
5) What’s the funniest thing you can think of? One time my mum was eating an orange and sat opposite her at the table was my four year old sister. Out of nowhere my mum said to her something like "have some orange" and launched an orange slice at her face and we were laughing at it for about five minutes. Its either that or the time someone in my science was telling me how they accidentally killed their cat when they were six because it was one of the most surreal things I've ever experienced.
6) Who is your hero? STEPHEN FRYYYYYYYYY *into eternity*
7) When lighting strikes the sea, why don’t all the fish die? Because lightning refuses to acknowledge fish because lightning is pretty ignorant.
8) What is your biggest fear? Turning into the wanker that is Bill Withermister
9) What TV show would you most like to have a cameo in? SARAH AND DUCK.
10) If you could tell your past self anything, what would it be? "Hallo"
11) Have you ever travelled out of your home country? If so, where to?!?!? Ohoho I have, I've been to Egypt, Israel (I traveled over the Egyptian border & back), Bulgaria, Costa Rica, Finland, one of those Spanish islands and France.
Okay, um, my questions:
1) How many poundland orange earthenware pot owls are too many poundland orange earthenware pot owls?
2) If you could play music with one musician who would it be?
3) Do you like Shreddies?
4) Seriously though, do you like Shreddies??
5) What books would you mostly highly recommend?
6) Well, well, well, what do we have here then?
7) There's a super big spider in your room, what do you do?
8) How many shares in poundland orange earthenware pot owls production do you own?
9) Who is your favourite In The Night Garden character?
10) What would your perfect Christmas jumper be?
11) How do you feel about having wasted your time doing this 11 questions tag thing? Isn't there something better you shgould be doing?
I tag these snazzy peeps: ridiculouslysplendiferous, theplagueofjesters, suitupand-killthelastkoalabear & salmagundistew